A condition in which pre-teens and younger teens have the urge to sex something that isn't their hand for once. Commonly contracted in the first romantic or intimate relationship the child takes part in.
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To flirt with multiple women/men at the same and have no intention of a real relationship but instead seeking only sexual release from them.
Kris was thirsting for multiple women and made them feel special but he only wanted to have coitus with all of them
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