textress

someone who uses trickery or bait in order to transform a non texter into one who sends text messages.

After Paul met Mary, he went from being a non texter to a texter. Mary is such a textress.

by thedudeabides20000 February 22, 2009

textress

A text-mistress. A woman aiding a man (or woman) in the act of cheating on his wife or girlfriend strictly through text messaging.

I searched his phone and discovered that he has a textress, whom he texts every night!

by Willyom November 4, 2012

Theybrews

The gender neutral term for people who have been known as Hebrews. This expands the binary Hebrews and Shebrews to be non-binary sexual identities. Not be confused with people who brew craft beers.

Dude 1
I was at a bar mitzvah and this person told me they were not male or female.

Dude 2

Sounds like you ran into a Theybrews.

by Livingtolong-2 January 12, 2021

theressia

Theressia is the best caring mom

Theressia is the best caring mom that would do any and anything for her kids just to make sure they have a wonderful beautiful blessed day and life

by anonymous June 6, 2021

Textress

Noun: A woman so into her texting that she doesn't see objects like fountains in front of her.

This is a hilarious video of a textress falling into a fountain at the Berkshire Mall!!

Mary: Did you see that textress fall in the fountain at the Mall? And she works there!

Me: I doubt that fountain was installed since the last time she walked through there.

by T. Pro January 24, 2011

Theressa

Usually refers to having a ginormous head. Usually 10x the size of a normal human head.

I'd hate to be a Theressa, how could I walk without tipping over!?

by panhandlingmandarinasian July 21, 2016

TheStresser

a constantly lactose consuming, lactose intolerant mini-man. Built different in all the wrong ways. Somehow actually has good grades so congrats.

Person 1: Guess who ate yogurt yesterday?
Person 2: TheStresser?
Person 1: Yep.

by yourfavwomanlover December 22, 2021