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Thailand RTO

When a scandalous Reverse Take Over happens in a publicly traded company. Being deceived and sold a shell company only to findout its not at all what you thought it was. Deception at the highest degree. A pig with lipstick. A falsified set of documents. Paying for something only to discover its not even close to what was stated. Getting a hot hooker with big rims in Thailand , a penthouse suite, bottles of champagne only to discover a giant black cock hanging to her knee.
By then its to late. You blew all your money and now your bent over looking for the Vaseline.
" Damn that hooker is hot," my buddy Steve said she's a ten. " I don't know bro, I think I see a buldge. Better make sure she's not a Thailand RTO...
" Hey man I guarantee its a real Rolex, I'm selling it cheap cuz I dont wear it anymore. " It better not be a fucken Thailand RTO...
by Tony parsnips November 2, 2020
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Teilhard

n.

1. A Filipino-shaped indentation in one's sofa, often made deeper by the additional weight of a white woman, or accompanied by an indentation of a tall white woman.

2. In myth: A hangover-induced apparition said to be visible only after waking up after a night of drunken partying. It often takes the form of a Filipino man wrapped in a red shroud.
Go ahead and crash on the couch. Get cozy in the Teilhard.

Alright, but I don't wanna wake up to the Teilhard, he'll eat my fingers like lumpias.
by Juangalt February 22, 2010
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Thaila

Thaila is a amazing friend she comes across more confident than she actually is. She can be sensitive but loves her friends with all her heart. If you have a Thaila in your life hold on and don’t let her go she is your BFF and will stay that way for all your life. Thaila is pretty, talented, flexible and the best friend in the world. She trusts you with anything and dates a lot of guys but gets over them easily because she is a strong person.

Thaila is:
Amazing
Kind
Beautiful

Caring
Pretty

Talented

Flexible
And you should love her forever more
Wow Thaila is so flexible and pretty I am so jealous!
I wish Thaila was my BFF
by Xx_mystery_xX October 31, 2019
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Theelke

Theelke has no friends (and gets cyberbullied)
R: Today i cyberbullied Theelke
A(who gets more bitches than R): I be spotting 17 alt accounts calling her retarded
by Getter of bitches January 23, 2022
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Taeil

Taeil is the standard. In fact in 2012 he offered to give Beyoncé singing lessons, look where she is now. Everyone wants to be him so bad. He literally invented singing, rapping, dancing, AND kpop as we know it.
Taeil outsang.
Taeil outrapped.
Taeil outdanced.
Taeil outvisualed.
Moon Taeil period.
Person 1: hey, I wanna take up dancing. Do you know where I should start?
Person 2: Just watch Taeil fancams, we all know he’s the standard.

Or

Person 1: OMG Mariah Carey is such a good singer, I wonder where she learned from.

Person 2: obviously Taeil considering he invented it.
by Notczennie November 24, 2021
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Taeil

You look super cute and innocent but no one knows what goes on in your head. But you’re always genuinely nice and want the best for people. Although if someone hurts you, you won’t let it go that easy.
Person: Taeil is the nicest person isn’t he?
by emilie_thesv February 2, 2021
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Thailand

If you want to be the prime minister, you need to be a military first. And then you do the coup d'etat. Now, you can manipulate all the laws that can give you advantages in the real election.
Did you hear about the election in Thailand that was done by nasty disgusting Prayuth Hua Kuai? I heard that the sum of all votes exceed the number of people who voted.
by Prayed March 24, 2019
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