theft

I had a roommate that would steal money from me when I was not home. When I confronted him, he sent me an email saying: I don't care if you call me a theft. In the real sense of the word, he is, but he meant a "thief." For crying out loud!! He is supposed to be a college graduate and he writes like that, that is the real theft. So according to him, a theft is a person who steals money from somebody else.

I don't care if you call me a theft, or My spouse is a dirty old theft, when I was a kid, i became a theft. haha!! very wrong.

by The_Bambino_88 September 09, 2010

Theft

Robbing someone, when someone breaks into your home or business, and steals something.

Someone tried to break into my home, and I introduced them to my Frank Thomas aluminum bat.

by Saints November 19, 2003

Theft

To illegally obtain in a furtive manner any substance that do not lawfully belong to the person taking it.

Johnny's theft of the credit card has caused Momo a plethora of troubles.

by delerius security November 20, 2003

Theft

A more qualified term for stealing, can also be used as Thefter, regarding theives.

"I was deciding to go on a thefting spree, so I went to the thefter's house and thefted his TV"

by UnderarmSquid April 24, 2006

thefting

the act of stealing something.

some people enjoy thefting things from people's houses because they think they're cool.

by Chairman-Mao January 30, 2006

theft

noun. A dj from Houston, Tx that somehow wound up in the NW. Speaks with a thick accent and uses words and phrases such as fixin, ima, gonna and the dreaded ya'll. Recieved the name for being arrested for shoplifting motor oil on his eighteenth birthday.

Theft's set was aweseome until he picked up the microphone.

by Colin Pinkerton November 19, 2003

boob theft

Not to be confused with the theft of a boob/ies, this inter-relationship occurrence is characterized by the taking of ownership of a partner's mammary glands and accompanying “pillow-like” tissue.

“Let me touch them.” ‘No! They’re my boobs.’ “No, they’re mine!” “Mmmmmmmmmmmm” — boob theft

by yabeanzboii April 19, 2022