Theoretical Boner

When a female finds something either sexually arousing or expresses much interest in something (usually food) that a male would typically agree with.

Example 1
Boy: Katie was sooo hot when she kissed Mandy
Girl: omg that just gave me a theoretical boner!

Example 2
Boy: Did you hear they have deep-fried twinky's at the fair this year?
Girl: Wow the thought of a twinky deep-fried gave me a major theoretical boner!

by Sinful Divinity December 1, 2011

Theoretical Whore

A person who likes everybody but can;t get a single one.

"Yo, you see that ugly girl over there? She's a theoretical whore."

by FatGutOmega March 13, 2009

Theoretical Testicles

The balls that women freeze off when they climb into cold waters. Women don't have testicles so we need something to freeze off besides our breasts because that would be saddening for both sexes. The moment when you get your groin area submerged into the water and you must stop and breath those are your theoretical testicles falling off.

When she cannon balled into the water, you could see her theoretical testicles shrivle and fall off.

by Electric Llithium (KillJoys) July 29, 2011

Theoretically

It means that something could possibly happen. It is highly unlikely it will ever happen, but there is a chance it could happen.

1. Obama can theoretically never be a good president.

2. Theoretically the Illuminati are real.

3. Theoretically it could happen.

by The Inprectichous Man January 30, 2015

Theoretical Physicist

Contrary to the other definition, a theoretical physicist is actually a masochist who spends years trying to figure out some shit that mankind won't find useful until long after he's dead. More likely though, he will be left as a fleeting memory in the minds of apathetic and high high school students.

Student 1: duude. relativity n shit is weird as fuck. i dont know who made it, porbably some theoretical physicist
Student 2: I think it was Newton

by HAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHA January 6, 2021

Theoretical Penis

Word used to describe something, without making you look like a homo, and people don't assume you know what penis tastes like.

penis can be replaced with dick or any other sex organ.

This cake tastes like theoretical dick

Your momma's lips tasted like theoretical penis

by frozennuts2142 November 8, 2010

theoretical slut

Someone who dreams about banging everyone but won't actually do it.

"He is so hot."
-"Oh please, we know you won't actually make a move on him!"
"Yeah but I think about it!!"
-"Gosh, you're such a theoretical slut!"

by shelovesthed3 March 20, 2015