Urban Thesaurus

a book synonymous with making you sound cooler instead of just smarter.

Sven wanted to talk like the cool kids so all he wished & dreamed for was an Urban Thesaurus to aid him in replacing his square terminology with the right type of jargon. Sven would use an Urban Thesaurus to learn to say pimpin' instead of "swell" or WTF?! instead of "jeepers." Sadly, Sven died a virgin because an Urban Thesaurus doesn't F*ing exist.

by Super Sal September 23, 2009

thotasaurus rex

The thot queen/king of all thots. It is impossible to out-thot a Thotasaurus Rex.

God damn, Jordan is the Thotasaurus Rex of our school.

by MemeLordDaddySir March 1, 2018

Thesaurused

To use the thesaurus for every second word in order to make yourself sound smarter or to take up space and make an essay longer.

Teachers see past it very quickly if you are a dumbfuck and can't tell him what half the words in your essay mean, when questioned.

"I thesaurused this essay to death"

"I walked slowly down the street to school" becomes "I sauntered languorously down the boulevard to the establishment of education" (this is overly thesaurused)

by Hayat Neralcm November 18, 2005

Tagasaurus Rex

Someone who far too regularly tags photos on Facebook at every possible occasion. These photos are usually unwanted.

Izzie: Hey Phil and Dan, that girl Holly Rodrigues has tagged another Facebook photo of you.
Phil: For fucks sake Rodrigues...
Dan: That girl is such a fucking Tagasaurus Rex!

by bbbots February 24, 2012

Thesaurus Rape

When someone uses big words despite the fact that they:
-Cannot spell
-Sound unnatural saying them
-Don't know what the words mean
-Didn't need to use such complicated words to get their point across
-Are really dumb, and try to sound smart by saying them

Tom: I have just explicated your histrionics you boondoggling pantimime!
Jake: And you are also guilty of thesaurus rape....

by Brahma February 3, 2007

thesaurus

A scholarly dinosaur known worldwide for his knowledge of words of all kind.

The brachiosaurus consulted the wise Thesaurus upon synonyms of "extinct".

by Mickey Mouse June 18, 2003

Thesaurus

A dinosaur that goes by many names. If you come in contact with it be prepared for its name to change when used too often. Similar to a Dictasaurus, but not be confused with a Dictionary. A Thesaurus is a plant-eating dinosaur. Its diet consists of sawdust mixed with water.

A Thesaurus is a plant-eating dinosaur and its favorite meal is sawdust mixed with water.

by KingVerneus September 18, 2018