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theatard

A person whose entire universe exists only within the walls of a performing arts center. They do not trouble themselves to establish outside friendships/relationships. Their friends are only other theatards; and they only interact during performing arts activities. All conversation and jokes made by a theatard will reference only past performances, quotes from various films, scripts, and popular music. They often break out into torch songs from popular musicals they wish they could star in. A theatard always thinks s/he is "better" at everything, and that all other performers don't know what they're doing. Delusions of grandeur are often observed in a theatard's behaviour.
"What's up with that Keith guy? Everything he says references some other play. I can't even ask him how he's doing; every time I do, he sings something from RENT."

"Yeah, he seems really disappointed he can't play Cosette. Does he have a 9-5 job or anything?"

"Oh, him? He's just a theatard."

"Oh! That explains a lot."
by Aloysia April 26, 2013
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Theaya

Theaya is a very beautiful name, even though not a lot of people can pronounce it right. Girls with this name are extremely beautiful and are very popular with guys. They are also good girlfriend material. You are very lucky if you know a Theaya. So cuff her whenever you can!
“Bro I heard you got a new girl”
Yeah dude, her name is Theaya, she’s so beautiful!”
by pterodactyl 1 November 16, 2019
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Theadora

She who is adored by the goddess, or one who adores the god/dess.
Blessed and inspired by life and the art of living it. Prone to magical experiences and the need for beauty. Is drawn both to ancient things and also see where the future collides with now. She's a bit of a tramp, but of course also virtuous.
Theadora, Thea , Theodora, Theodosia,
by Pixie Tramp February 4, 2010
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Theasaurus

Theasaurus was not a true dinosaur. It lived long after most dinosaurs and fed on the spare time of the verbose. But mostly, it had trouble spelling and pronouncing the word "thesaurus".
A Theasaurus can still help you find a synonym for "dapper" if you ask it nicely.
by Ceylon March 4, 2010
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Theavage

The portion of the female body where the thigh meets the ass. The roundness of the ass creates a crease, similar to cleavage. The rounder the ass, the more pronounced the theavage.
"I was stretching with Alyssa before our soccer game. When she leaned back, I could see right up her athletic shorts to her theavage."

"I was waiting on the stair stepper at the gym and some girl's shorts were so short that I could see her theavage."
by Dabjac May 18, 2009
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thadaciun

a way to descirbe a very large number, any amount, greater than a trillion
there would be a thadaciun amount of insects.
by Apoclamite July 7, 2010
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thenadays

In the past. The opposite of "nowadays."
Thenadays, we didn't even have computers, let alone iPhones.
by bargonaut October 6, 2010
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