Twinkie the kid

A person that is constantly masturbating insinuating he is more cream filled than a Twinkie.

Ryan: Nick is Kyle coming out tonight?

Nick: No I can't get Twinkie the kid away from the computer.

by HatersRInTheBuilding November 20, 2011

the empty twinkie

after you blow your load in some chickenheads mouth, you lay your penis on her forhead, you make her spit your badger milk on a twinkie and have her eat that shit in front of you. This is the empty twinkie.

bitch! go get a twinkie and eat that shit with my man juices. the empty twinkie

by Zepster February 10, 2008

Twinkie in the Porthole

To have penetrative sex.

I can't wait for Saturday night, I'm gonna put the twinkie in the porthole!

Last night, Garry put the twinkie in the porthole.

by testicheese December 24, 2019

battle of the twinkies

A horrible battle in 2004 where there was a shortage of twinkies, so every woman named Jemima went to the twinkie warehouse and they fought a bloody battle. The Jemimas lost against the Cleophus's.

Man! I haven't seen this much carnage since the battle of the twinkies.

by CHI-FOO January 24, 2005

The Twinkler

While in the 69 position, the erection is jammed with force into her throat. Enjoy the show as her asshole "twinkles" while she gags.

Twinkle, twinkle little (chocolate) star. Pete followed up the twinkler with a nice Donkey Punch to show his affection.

by JTBRNDEAD August 14, 2006

The "Twinkles"

The things that you see when you close your eyes and you're in head. Can be affected by light, motion, direct manipulations via acute focusing.

I squeezed my eyes tight for a while, I began to see the "Twinkles" dancing and changing in the dark.

by RealLifeWordsIveHeardPeopleUse June 10, 2024

Who said that? WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant?

Sir, I said it, sir!

Who said that? WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? SIR I SAID IT SIR! Well ... no shit. What have we got here, a fucking comedian? Private Joker? I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister. You little scumbag! I've got your name! I've got your ass! You will not laugh! You will not cry! You will learn by the numbers. I will teach you. Now get up! Get on your feet! You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck!

by JSSRocket July 26, 2020