big mike and the twins

A euphemism for one's junk or package.I.e the cock and balls

Sheila gently stroked big Mike and the twins till Mike
blew man gravy on her hand.

big mike and the twins by Joe. Smith March 27, 2006

release the twins 

To remove a brassiere

"Hey Jemima, whaddaya say you release the twins and lemme play wit' them taddies?"

release the twins by LeRoy January 22, 2004

richard and the twins 

basically the penis and the testicles

Richard = Dick

ouch..Richard and the twins just got hit :s

richard and the twins by octopus69911 January 26, 2006

big jim and the twins 

the schlong and the nuts
the sausage and eggs
the wang and the balls
the banana and the apples

you know the man parts
the penis and the testicles!!!

big jim and the twins by Bozz Hawg March 29, 2004

The Twins 

A name for my boobs or just anyones boobs in general.

I need to stay home and look after the twins.

The Twins by 13 March 26, 2003

Big Joe and the Twins 

A guys dick and his balls.

Sally and her four daughters need to meet up with Big Joe and the Twins.

Big Joe and the Twins by Longrod Von Hugedong July 2, 2007

Big Jim and the Twins 

Refers to the male genetalia.
Big Jim penis
The Twins testicles

Be careful! I don't want to hurt Big Jim and the Twins

Big Jim and the Twins by Woodchuck May 13, 2005