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The Teddy Tickler

When you are banging a girl and the dog comes up and licks your asshole
Dude, i was bangin this chick and her dog gave me The Teddy Tickler
by Skeletor33 October 24, 2008
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choking the teddy bear

The act of masturbation or handjob, when it involves a big, hairy, thick penis.
Usually, the male involved in this act has never shaved his frontal genital area.
Girl 1: "What did you do with that cute guy in the bedroom?"
Girl 2: "I was choking the teddy bear"
Girl 1: "Gross!"
by HentaiNerd69 January 14, 2014
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fuck me in the teddy grahams

Speaks for itself.
terence: "im so hungry i could eat a bear"
Meghan: "ohh...fuck me in the teddy grahams. Blil, you just ate five minutes ago."...?
by Hairy S. Truman March 18, 2009
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out of the teddy bear club

tongue in cheek reference to being in trouble with someone or banned from a group because of a faux pas or thoughtless act. Also referred to as TBC denied or Exiled from the TBC.
"Jenny, if you drink my last beer again you're going to be out of the teddy bear club." or "Josh stood me up last week. He is TBC denied."
by leh February 19, 2007
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fuck me in the tiddy hole

A phrase used to show discomfort or panic. Can be abbreviated as fmitth.

Literally means,"fuck a phallic device into my nipple holes!

A literary phrase coined in 2016 by internet user "seiten".
Fuck me in the tiddy hole! That essay is due tomorrow!
by seiten November 16, 2016
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