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The Tamil Kings

Merchants, probably
But what about that part? That's the Tamil Kings, no one conquers the Tamil Kings. Who were the Tamil Kings? Merchants, probably.
by CaptainFwiffo May 20, 2021
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The Tampon

A mediocre personality, sets a poor example as a friend, widely regarded as a horrible person, an inadequate lover and definitely on the outer as a loved family member.

Rarely will you find someone who likes the cut of this mans jib.

Last seen taking stock of himself.

Prior to that, last seen taking a good hard look at himself. It's likely that he was the person who last saw himself, whilst taking a look at himself. Because that makes sense.

NB: Occasionally a good bloke but barely deserves a mention. In the interest of being balanced, he has excellent taste in choosing groomsmen for his wedding.
"Gee, I hope The Tampon comes out of retirement next season"

"Ha! Did you hear The Tampon injured himself again?"

"The tampon is not a good friend but I now feel obligated to keep him around"
by Betterthanyou2012 December 12, 2012
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Take The Tampon Out

Colin: "Dude I Dont Want To Hit Him With The Paper Ball"

Nick: "Dude take the tampon out and do it!!!!"
by Nick Schauble May 3, 2008
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The Tammie

When you talk yourself down in the hopes that someone says something positive about you
Tammie: i am just the worst

Random person: ahhh she is doing "The Tammie"
by JohnyBoneyyyyy June 18, 2022
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The tamil kings

No one conquers the tamil kings
Time to conquer all of India, most of India
whats there
those are the Tamil Kings, no one conquers the Tamil Kings
Who are the Tamil Kings?
Idk, merchants probably, and they've got spices
by Kittyferns June 5, 2023
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The Tamr Law

Thesis states that one death is fated to happen before obvious safety oversights, reforms or the like are ennacted, ie. decapitation by ice skates and the introduction of neck guards.
Person 1: "Hey, remember that very obviously leaky pipe? It's valve finally burst and killed someone!"

Person 2: "Yeah, it was like that for ages! I'm surprised it took someone's death before it finally got fixed!"

Person 1: "Mhm, and it was so preventable. The Tamr Law takes another!"
by xxdragonwolftamr January 30, 2024
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The Tamr Law

The thesis stating that one obvious and preventable death is fated to happen before any obvious solutions, changes or reforms are enacted, ie. decapitation by ice skates when playing hockey and the introduction of neck guards to the sport.
Person 1: "Hey, do you remember that shaky pipe at the bottom of the apartment building that the landlord never fixed?"

Person 2: "Yeah! What about it?

Person 1: "Well, it finally busted and the valve domed someone on the head and killed him! And after that, of course NOW the landlord decides to fix it!"

Person 2: "How preventable. The Tamr Law takes another..."
by xxdragonwolftamr January 30, 2024
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