The Sweeney Swing

When an average looking asshole gets all the ladies for no apparent reason. The swing attracts beautiful and intelligent ladies to men that are way below their usual standards. The carriers of the swing are generally poorly groomed, unkempt and possessing a slight body odor. They tend to be pompous arrogant pricks who, because of the swing, believe they are gods gift to women. Upon closer examination we find that they are in fact none of the above.

Mandi why do you like that asshole? He's not even cute.

I donno Kate, he must have the Sweeney Swing

by clubhousecunts February 17, 2008

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swing the bat

1. Have intercourse.
2. Be more mature and act like an adult.

"Did you finally swing the bat last night?"

by m_one August 15, 2005

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the Gundam Swing

The Gundam Swing is when either You suit up into your Gundam Robot and pound the SHIT out of your girlfriend. This is a sexual position that your signifigant other usually doesnt survive

the Gundam Swing :"Suit Up!", Tom screamed as he Proceeded to annihilate his girlfriend's twat with his heat beam

by tytytytytyty March 17, 2009

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Swing the Sledge Hammer

to masturbate, usually until orgasm

Man, I really needed to swing the sledge hammer after I saw Sara today!

by >>>Hurricane Andrew<<< November 9, 2008

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swing the bat

To move past simply flirting and actually make a physical move on your partner. Then, you move to the bases. Nothing can happen till you swing the bat.

"No shit you're still a virgin. Sure, you got game, but nothing can happen till you swing the bat."

by Cornelius Bethlaham October 8, 2014

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