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Shoot the Sheriff

Jizzing all over a girls face, while listening to the smooth reggae riddums of bob Marley
that girl you took home last night looked pretty freaky, did you shoot the sheriff ?

Yeaaa Boii!

Nice
by samgoody July 9, 2009
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shot the sheriff

Before a relationship is committed (which is often different from consummated, depending on your morals, values, and comfort level), the title for the main person in your life is ‘Sheriff’. To have a ‘Sheriff’, one does not need a ‘Deputy’ or ‘Deputies’, though that could be considered acceptable given the only slight significance of the title over a ‘friend’ status. ‘Shooting the sheriff’ is effectively the same as breaking up, but since the relationship was not elevated to boyfriend/girlfriend there is no semantic modification of the terms of said relationship.
Tom: “Dude, weaksauce, I shot the sheriff.”
Brian: “Liquid lamecake, Broseph! You should grab some Boddingtons and we’ll throw down on some Dr. Mario.”
by Jack Krabitz January 1, 2009
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shake hands with the sheriff

When I'm home alone, I like to shake hands with the sheriff
by Mike P. June 3, 2004
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who shot the sheriff

refering a bum hole as a sherriffs badge and shooting your penis into it
do you fancy a game of who shot the sheriff?.. whats that?.. well you bend over and spread your rusty sheriffs badge and i shoot into it
by steakybakey May 29, 2018
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polish the rusty sheriff's badge

Verb. To have anal sex; to fuck someone in the ass.
"She said the gash was off limits, so I said, 'how about I polish the rusty sheriff's badge instead?'"
by Danny Delinquent December 9, 2003
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The Slithering Sheriff

Name of an unconventional wild west themed gay bar in central London where legend has it rookie corousers who cower into the seedy establishment are chaperoned from behind by the landlord as a way of introduction.
Man 1: Was a wild night in the Slithering Sheriff.
by LouieFerook April 16, 2016
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Polish The Rusty Sheriffs Badge

The act of spitting on a butthole and proceeding to rub in the spit with your finger.
She said she wanted to try anal so I said let me polish the rusty sheriffs badge first.
by Meathead Nation January 2, 2019
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