A wonderfully cryptic piece of graffiti sprayed on Retreat Lane wall by York University. Internet sources claim it has been there since the mid 80s at least.
The situation whereby you have interaction with a female who is sufficiently wet leaving your penile glands in a semi-erect state and are unable to amass a sufficient amount of blood to transform the gland to a fully erect penis in order to penetrate the said female.
Married to the sea means you are to busy to get married. The origin of the phrase came from the tendency of seafaring men to stay unmarried because of their commitment to their ship, which kept them at sea for long periods of time where women were scarce. The phrase is also used today to describe the habitually single who are unlikely, or unwilling to wed.
single; unattached (and usually happy about it); the ability to date and/or sleep with whoever you want, whenever you want and have multiple sexual partners.
Glen Quaqmire - "heh heh diggity diggity...yeah man...freedom of the sea....nothin' like it in the whole wide world....diggity dggity...heh heh heh...awwwwwwwwlriiiight!"