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Ah Good, The Sea 

A wonderfully cryptic piece of graffiti sprayed on Retreat Lane wall by York University. Internet sources claim it has been there since the mid 80s at least.
We have been travelling for miles . . . Ah good, the sea!
Ah Good, The Sea by MRChimpy April 2, 2011

Semi by the sea 

The situation whereby you have interaction with a female who is sufficiently wet leaving your penile glands in a semi-erect state and are unable to amass a sufficient amount of blood to transform the gland to a fully erect penis in order to penetrate the said female.
I was going to secure the pipe but i had a semi by the sea
Semi by the sea by Choosenan March 13, 2019

Married to the sea 

Married to the sea means you are to busy to get married. The origin of the phrase came from the tendency of seafaring men to stay unmarried because of their commitment to their ship, which kept them at sea for long periods of time where women were scarce. The phrase is also used today to describe the habitually single who are unlikely, or unwilling to wed.
"Sorry love, I'm married to the sea."

freedom of the sea 

single; unattached (and usually happy about it); the ability to date and/or sleep with whoever you want, whenever you want and have multiple sexual partners.

(derived from the expression "there are plenty of fish in the sea").
Glen Quaqmire - "heh heh diggity diggity...yeah man...freedom of the sea....nothin' like it in the whole wide world....diggity dggity...heh heh heh...awwwwwwwwlriiiight!"
freedom of the sea by Polo August 26, 2006

Chicken Of the Sea 

Its tuna you dumb bitch!
I need some chicken of the sea for this tuna casserole.
Chicken Of the Sea by Pblicnemy October 23, 2003

who lives in a pineapple under the sea 

The first line of the Spongebob Squarepants opening theme. Also a pretty dank meme.