grilling the salmon

1. Something you say you've done that sounds vaguely sexual enough to impress people. If asked how to grill the salmon, make something up.

2. The act of heating salmon over fire until it is cooked.

"I tossed her salad last night"
"Oh that's nothing. I was just grilling the salmon this morning"

Never have I ever grilled the salmon

by Jewish Grandma August 25, 2010

Sally The salamander

1. Noun: A state of blissful joy.

2. Noun: An extremely lucky person, probably blessed by an holy spirit.

(Can be reduced to "Sal'" or "Sally")

Wow! I feel like Sally the Salamander today!

Ugh...I'm jealous, he's such a Sal'!

by ChARtoUze October 22, 2020

joshua put his dick in the salsa again

God damn it joshua!!!

Kid: Mom, joshua put his dick in the salsa again.
Mom: GOD DAMN IT JOSHUA

by Trotg May 22, 2019

crossing the salt bridge

a bridge you cross to take you to the salty side.

susan crossed the salt bridge when she wasn’t elected for student body president.

sean cried while crossing the salt bridge after vanessa rejected his promposal.

by mediocre effort May 21, 2018

Ross the Salad

To lick the sinus hole in pleasure while fingering the penis hole

Yes I think I’ll Ross the salad

by rossydear January 18, 2021

sally the salmon

a fucking salmon

also fucked a man who blew up a country then died then came back (yeah hes jesus or something) and has a furry son names fundy

"Hey Sally the Salmon!"
*fish noises*

by scientificRoadkill July 21, 2021

spill the salt

To suddenly become angry.

"Don't spill the salt, but I had an affair with your wife"

by Srarachia Jenkins June 21, 2017