I'll have the poo-poo platter

Originally from the movie. "A Bug's Life"; when you're about to receive news that you already know is going to be shitty.

{Derek}: Ron, I've got some terrible news for you.
{Ron}: Ok, I'll have the poo-poo platter!

{Derek}: I accidentally ran over your cat this morning; it was as flat as a pancake and there were all these pink gooey things everywhere.

I'll have the poo-poo platter by Telephony September 19, 2014

eat the poo poo 

When gulible people just believe the bullshit that other people tell them.

Man I just sat there and watched my friend eat the poo poo his gf was feeding him. Everyone knows she's cheating on him.

eat the poo poo by SpasticSarcastic November 8, 2019

Pee Pee in the Poo Poo 

A simple phrase for referring to homosexual males.

Is Chad one of those who likes his Pee Pee in the Poo Poo?

Pee Pee in the Poo Poo by Derek Andrew March 12, 2008

Pee Pee in the Poo Poo hole 

When you get through all the bases and finall score a touchdown.

Andy: "Man, Jo is such a chad, he put his pee pee in the poo poo hole wItH mY mOm!"
Gary: "Holy smokes!"

Pee Pee in the Poo Poo hole by Lolihentailover420 September 17, 2019

The poopdozer 

When you pee in your poop to make a slimy silky slop and wipe it all over your body and then steamroller your girlfriend while she is menstruating and then you fart.

OMG I just smoked sara with THE POOPDOZER!!! SMOKED!!!!

The poopdozer by old horny guy February 21, 2007

pee pee in the poo poo 

when you put the pee pee in the poo poo

dad uncle put his pee pee in the poo poo

pee pee in the poo poo by My.Dixie.Rekt September 9, 2019

Plunging the poo poo factory 

A definition for rough anal sex

I was plunging the poo poo factory yesterday night

Plunging the poo poo factory by Josephwildjojo July 31, 2025