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The octopus

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When a girl is getting Double Vaginal Double Anal while also sucking two cocks and jacking off an additional 2. In total 8 dicks 1 woman.
The Octopus, when one chick gets 8 dicks!
by Lemmrx December 15, 2016
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drop the octopus

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"I got a C in math, how do you think I should drop the octopus to my parents?"
by miyomiyo May 8, 2009
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Summon the Octopus

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The act of inserting all eight fingers (thumbs are NOT fingers) into any bodily orifice.
"...I'm totally gonna get Janice to summon the octopus on my ass tonight!"
by bjbroderick February 28, 2009
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The octopus.

When fucking a girl you insert your whole penis, your balls, and scrotum into her vagina. Variation is the Pacific octopus which is the same thing but in the ass.
I GAVE My wife the octopus last night...
by Benburgh November 2, 2015
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launch the octopus

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This is when a child, surrounded by sea-faring men, is thrown into a pool.

The child is then rapidly chased around the vicinity, and then violently violated.

Mustard must be involved at some point.

The winner is then crowned.

All rejoice.

***Also, there are many key stipulations to the execution of a formal 'launch the octopus.' They are as follows: the child must not be an actual child but an inanimate stuffed animal so that this is not a morally-reprehensible activity; 'sea-faring men' included but are not limited to men, women, folks of all genders working in piracy, fishing, surfing, sailing, or internet architecture only; the crown must be a Burger King crown; the water in the pool must be mostly Kool-aid; everyone has a fun time; it is a wild ritual of lust, dust, gust, mustard, and whimsy; no muppets may be involved.
Yo, did you see those seabros 'launch the octopus' yesterday before the Penguins vs. Blumpkins game?!?! Ahhhhhhhhh! It was supa dupa cray, bae!
by googoodoodoo May 23, 2019
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The Octopus

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n., The Octopus is one of many sexual positions, similar in form to both the butterfly and "squashing the deckchair". The receiver lays on her back, with waist at the edge of a bed (ass hanging off). The giver stands next to the bed, with the receiver's legs on his shoulders. While penetrating, the giver may--at his discretion--lean forward to create extra tension. Increased tension causes increased tightness, resulting in a tight deep-dicking.
I got this girl in The Octopus last night.

You ready to feel The Octopus?
by Double D, The Deep Dicker December 30, 2008
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the octopus

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a bong with 4 rods and 4 drop pipes many quite large in size. made for relaxing and chilling with three mates
tom: yo dog you wan come smoke with the octopus

henry: yeah man ill bring to more people
by wasteman1066 February 11, 2009
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