cobra and the mongoose

opposite or contrasting point/s of view

dem liberals and conservatives be like de cobra and the mongoose brah!!! -those two are like the cobra and the mongoose!

by michael foolsley November 30, 2009

Pulled the mongoose

When you bone at least two different girls in the same day at different times. Have to both be at least an 8 for it to be a true mongoose pulling.

Rob: Did you hear about Greg pulling a mongoose?
Tim: Dude, everyone has fucked two girls in one day,

well I have at least if my mom and sister count
Rob: Uhhh, you definitely have never pulled the mongoose...

by Tim Tebow Did It May 13, 2015

slapping the mongoose

violently masturbating. Like how a mongoose breaks a cobras neck by shaking it.

I was slapping the mongoose last night and my dick hurt so much afterwards.

by jimmy dragon slayer 112 May 17, 2018

chasing the mongoose

When time is running away from you.

Chasing a mongoose is a difficult task that leads to failer

I wanted to get to bed early last night, but I was chasing the mongoose

by Jowday October 15, 2019