linebacker

some people have headgear. Fran could play linebacker for the raiders.

Everyone is different. No two people are not on fire.

by Zizzy September 25, 2003

linebacker

a street term for a pound of drugs. (LB)

Yo Im bout to go pick up this linebacker

by MotownYtown January 31, 2008

Linebacking

The act of being a dick and following an ambulance/fire truck to see everyone that had to pull over rage and envy your great power. It is illegal, but to hell with that! It takes you to your destination quicker without any of the idiot drivers interfering!

(1) Me = *pulls over and waits for the ambulance to pass*
Ambulance = *passes*
Me = *linebacks ambulance and passes everyone*

(2) Guy 1 - Man I'm so late!
Guy 2 - Dude, you should try linebacking that ambulance over there.
Guy 1 - *linebacks ambulance* hell yeah! F00TBALL!!!

by Mar Muffin August 19, 2011

linebacker

ovverated braggarts who get credit for all the d-line's hard work.

i like helping linebackers shove nerds into lockers.

by McCheesy September 4, 2003

linebacker

while having sex doggy style the male will quickly jam two fingers into the girls browneye. he will then take those same two fingers and smear them under his eyes leaving a brown mark under each eye, like that of a football player and immediately tackle the female he is with.

I was so excited that football season was starting, that I surprised my girlfriend with a linebacker.

by dan johnson August 7, 2006

linebacker

A word I learned from strong bad. jk

No, really, I did! jk again

by Zach G. January 17, 2004

office linebacker

A very well built man whose football career would have taken off, had his love for keeping rebellious employees in cubical situations not taken first priority. This man WILL kick your scrawny ass.

Terry Tate is the coolest friggin' guy in the universe.

by Heather P. September 18, 2003