tapping the keg

giving head

she tapped my keg last night

by R November 20, 2003

Tilt The Keg

A phrase used to describe an extremely confused ginger person when they fail to respond to a direct question

Josh - Oi, get off my drink
Haydn - You have to tilt the keg

by MadTwatta September 29, 2010

tap the keg

To urinate.

Man, all of that lemonade makes me want to tap the keg again.

by Steve September 11, 2003

polish the keg

Spitting into your hand and rubbing the head (or glans) of the penis.

"Hey baby, wanna polish my keg?"

"Are you gonna polish the keg or what?"

by Yoford July 18, 2016

kick the keg

Umm stop, you take your foot… put a sock on, add some flip flops, next buy a keg, and kick it.

Kendra- “what do you wanna do today”

Jocelyn- “kick the keg”

by Tommyj123456 August 21, 2022

Tapping the keg

Going first in a gangbang, akin to the initial opening of a beer keg.

"What's so funny?" "It's a picture of Kermit tapping the keg on Taylor Swift!"

by KhuntKhrusher January 30, 2024

The Human Keg-ipede

When you Edward 40-hands yourself to a keg so you resemble "The Human Centipede" and perform a sort of keg stand without being in the air.

(Noun: The Human Keg-ipede has a success rate of approximately 67.8% when done under ideal circumstances.) (Verb: "Dude, last night before I got attacked by Mount Baldy we totally Human Keg-iped'ed it!")

by Spoonmanster October 24, 2011