The Joystick

When a man uses his thumb to keep his penis erect; using techniques learned from such video game consoles such as N64.

When you are "Joystick'in it", you take your thumb and rub it on the head of the penis, as if you were playing an intense game of Mario Kart 64.

Moe: Jesus girl hurry up and get undressed, I'm losing it!

SlutFaceWhoreBag: Just do the joystick for a while! My bra is stuck!

Moe: Nvm, I'll just call your sister

by CreamyMoe September 25, 2008

Joystick

When a man rubs the head of his penis with his thumb repeatedly to keep it erect.

Resembles what it looks like when one is playing on a game system like N64 or XBOX.

Also can be used as a verb

Dude, Stacy was taking her sweet time to get undressed, so I had to start to do the joystick.

Before I met up with Jill, I had to joystick my dick to keep it in prime condition.

by Watchmoeslip March 24, 2008

Joystick

A type of ice-pop/popsicle similar to a Mr. Freeze. Comes in different colours, shapes and sizes.

Hey! Look at all them guys sucking their joysticks!

Can I have a taste of your joystick?

Want some of my joystick, baby?

by The Tangoman October 23, 2004

Joysticking

Sexual act in which an inexperienced female jacks a guy off, flailing his meat around like a joystick.

Guy 1 "Bro! Trish just whacked off my spam javelin last night!"
Guy 2 "Holy duck fuck! Did she joystick it?"
Guy 1 "Dude, she joysticked me so hard she got the joysticking high score"
Guy 2 "Which was..."
Guy 1 "A mouthful of my baby yoghurt"

by trolololololol December 13, 2010

joysticking

the act of fondling one's genitals while playing computer games.

Andrew and Dan were joysticking while playing Age of Empires II.

by Joy Stick April 7, 2008

joystick

Nickname for someone who chronically masturbates.

Damn, Leafar plays with himself so much we should call him JOYSTICK.

by Chuck March 6, 2004

Joysticking

When a woman has no experience giving hand jobs and jerks the penis around in a joystick motion

bro she was joysticking me last night it was terrible

by Nothunterself December 18, 2013