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the Jersey Maneuver

Intentional reducing following distance between vehicles on a public roadway in an attempt to prevent a third vehicle from merging.
Verb: Jerseyed; to be Jerseyed
The jerk tried to pull the Jersey Maneuver, preventing me from getting on the highway. I haven't seen driving like that since I moved out of Jersey.
by JZ775 March 10, 2010
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The Jersey Hot Dog

the act of taking sand paper and rubbing it on the penis, then proceeding to cover the penis in Tobasco brand hot sauce and having a female give you oral sex.
A: yo, i had jenna give me the jersey hot dog last night.
B: ouch, How'd that go?
A: there were scabs everywhere
by HACKAMUH March 5, 2011
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the jersey shore

Leaving the shower on hot so the bathroom fills with steam while you drop a fat steamer. Top it off with a non flush and a squirt of cheap calogne. Leave the bathroom. The next person who goes in the bathroom will get a surprise trip to the Jersey Shore.
My wife complained that I never took her anywhere, so I gave her a trip to the Jersey Shore
by freshgreen01 September 5, 2010
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The Jersey throw

The Jersey throw is when a Jersey man throws his cum at a opposing Jersey man for dominance
He who will love lady will be beaten by The Jersey throw
by L. O. L February 22, 2021
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The Jersey Quiff

Snooki's (Charcter off of the Jersey shore) hairstyle and the way women fart on jersey shore.
Yeah it's the jersey quiff it's just likes snooki's hairstyle.
by theguywhofartedinworldstudies November 22, 2010
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The Jersey Handshake

After you are done having anal sex and before you've blown your load, you pull out and have the girl finish you off with a hand job. The end result is that the girls hand is covered in crap and cum, like most Jersian-ites. . . inians, what ever the hell you call them. And, most importantly, you got your nut in a very unusual, exciting way.
E.G " Dude, I was fucking that chick last night and I got her to give me The Jersey Handshake!"

P.J.P " I LOVE GIVING THOSE. . . i mean getting them."
by Dr. Edward Garcia October 17, 2008
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The Jersey Puff

When a Jersey Guido feels intimidated by another man. He puffs up his body spreading his arms wide to appear bigger than he is. Much like a blow fish. This usually occurs after he has been drinking and his girl has the wandering eye.
Man! did you see the that Skinny guy do the jersey puff when his girl was eyeballing me?
by Jpants34 November 21, 2011
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