Janitor

It’s DAX... What Dax always brings up in his songs or should I say freestyles and remixes
Person: Hey did you attend Fouseys Hate Dies Love Arrives concert
Human: Oh yea didn’t Dax perform and bring up his bs story about being a JANITOR
by Mr. 69420 March 15, 2020
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The creepiest person on the planet. Has an expressionless face most of the time, you might see him in your cafeteria. He is always hiding something, and once you find out what it is.....you will wish you never knew........
I stalked the janitor at his office...it turns out that behind closed doors, he is a satanist!!! I couldn't believe my eyes :O
by anti_asshole January 10, 2013
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When two people are fighting in a FPS or any type of shooting game and a third person comes in to kill that last man standing with low health. (cleans up the mess)
Man that guy is such a janitor for killing me just after i killed you!
by JoshVeino February 01, 2008
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When a girl is giving you a blow job, and just as you are about to ejaculate, you whip your penis out of her mouth and jizz all over the ground. Then you mop it up with her hair and throw her down a flight of stairs.
Jim: Wow jake, you really gave her a good janitor. you should be a real janitor.
Jake: I thought mopping up my jizz with ur mom's hair made me a real janitor (sobs)
by the jjjjanitor April 16, 2011
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n): A guy that hooks up late in the night at a bar or a party, by 'sweeping up" the leftover drunk chicks. It generally refers to hooking up with riffraff, but can be used as a shrewd tactic if played with the right timing.

v): The act of playing janitor.
"Rick's game aint so good, most of his hookups come from playing janitor"

"Last night Ray totally janitored that hot asian girl from the sorority house down the block."
by overlord19 March 03, 2007
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To be a hypocritical fascist thug controlling every aspect of his "citizen's" lives and banning those he dislikes for no given reason. An asshole of the highest order and a really boring idiot in terms of discussion.
"Saddam Hussein is such a big Janitor."
by Ponce DeLeon February 18, 2003
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When you're in debt with someone, so you have to do chores to make up for it.

A known quote from Grand Theft Auto IV
Roman: I kick all the asses that play me, they call me The Janitor!

Niko: Because you can pay your debts and they make you mop the floor? Incredible.
by A Idiot in a Village August 28, 2019
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