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The Hockey cum

When you curve your cum intentionally to cum into a girls mouth and pussy at the same time and then you dick her down with a metal pole till she cums
Yesterday me and Avery did The Hockey cum, it was awesome.
by Jack sack March 16, 2024
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clark the canadian hockey goalie

a great sterotypical video on youtube about canadian hockey players playing baseball. great canadian vocabulary including u fricken hoser, and what are you talking aboot.
clark the canadian hockey goalie says, "u fricken hoser"
by boots13 March 22, 2009
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Hockey the box

An Irish slag term for the desire to fuck someone. But a really bad sort of angry, dirty violent sort of shag.
Girl 1 - 'Oh I'd hockey the box of him!'

Girl 2 - 'Oh shit yeah, me too! I would fuck his shit up, big

style!'
by Superman's Dog June 1, 2009
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hockey on the ice

An older synonym for the sport of bandy, but since it may be misinterpreted as meaning ice hockey it is not very much used nowadays.
In the 19th Century, hockey on the ice was played in the Fens in England. It has since developed into the modern sport of bandy.
by EliasG April 6, 2018
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Tim Thomas (the white one that plays hockey)

Goalie for the Boston Bruins. As a top prospect, Tim Thomas was drafted 217th overall in the 1994 entry draft by some team that moved to Colorado. After being drafted, he decided to backpack around Europe for 8 years. Upon his return to the states, he promptly joined with the Providence Bruins of the AHL. After 3 seasons with them, he finally got a job with the Boston Bruins. For 2 seasons he sucked and was outplayed by such stars as Alex Auld and Joey MacDonald. However, he soon found his stride behind a the defensive system of coach Claude Julien. Kicked ass for 2 years, then sucked again and lost the starting job to Tuukka Rask aka Tuukk Nuukkem.
Who was that one goalie that won the Vezina and then lost his starting job the next season? No, not Jim Carey, it was Tim Thomas (the white one that plays hockey).

Tim Thomas (the white one that plays hockey) and Chris Osgood could totally be brothers.
by JFinney08 May 26, 2010
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make like a hockey stick and get the puck out of here

a term used to excuse yourself out of a conversation
hey i hate to leave but i gotta make like a hockey stick and get the puck out of here.

k see ya
by ¢R@Z¥ L3&$ December 27, 2009
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the multi racial canadian hockey player

it is a very complex sex position that you can use even with a really big age gap. it involves an old hockey stick, a roll of duct tape, a midget, an Indian grandma, and a traffic cone. You can't really understand how to do it it just happens. you will know when you are doing it trust me you will know.

It's a good time.
Me- look what I found in the attic, Grandma! An old hockey stick! This will be perfect for the multi racial canadian hockey player.
Grandma- Wtf is wrong with you want to come too!
Me- are you part Indian by chance?
Grandma- no, but I sure as shit smell like one
by niggabeater696969 October 23, 2023
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