The Harpoons

That which must be manned.

Used in jest when an overweight and obnoxious girl enters the room and you want her removed. Alludes to whaling harpoons.

Or, simply, a joke to crack when a large woman is observed.

*an obese, obnoxious woman enters room*

Charlie: Oh my god, that is horrid! We're gonna die!!!

Dane: She'll eat us alive, for sure! AAHH!!

Keith: Nonsense! The harpoons, Charlie! Man them at once!

*battle ensues*

by mightymoksha September 28, 2009

Man the Harpoons!

The phrase you shout to your friend when you see THAT enormously fat girl come towards you, shaking the floor like a whale would if it could walk. Not just a fatty - a fatty fatty!

oh my days its the whale - man the harpoons!!

by lolllllllllllllllllllllllllll June 27, 2010

Queen of the Harpies

Female who nags a lot for no reason.
Related to mythilogical female creatures with wings who made load shrieking noises.

My bird was harping up at me cos I wanted to go out with the lads.
She harped up
Sorry I was late boys the misses was harping up.
Watch out lads shes got a harp on
That as a close one lads she nearly got her wings out

by Dude December 10, 2003

man the harpoons

This phrase is also used exclaimed whenever a fat chick walks into the internets.

*op posts fat chick* "hay guise this is my gf. does u lieks her?

everyone: MAN THE HARPOONS

by killer of lulz February 23, 2009

Queen of the Harpies

1. Presumably, the leader of the terrifying female bird-monsters of Greek mythology.

2. Ann Coulter.

I loathe Ann Coulter; she truly is the Queen of the Harpies. In all honesty though, I'd probably do her. Even though she's a cold blooded slanderous whore, she's still pretty hot and it would be a wicked hatefuck.

by Leroy Brown 420 February 4, 2009

The Harpoon

A sexual act in which while fisting a girl you open your hand while it is inside of her so that she is unable to escape. Based on the manner in which a barbed harpoon will not exit once it punctures its target.

Frank: "Yo I just harpooned my feeble asian girlfriend last night, it was ridiculous!"
Alex: "Once you launch the harpoon, you can't get that shit out!"

by Rami Blackhole Triangle March 14, 2011

The Harper Avery/Catherine Fox Foundation

a fictitious foundation which has an award bestowed to be people with surgical brilliance in grey's anatomy. it is accompanied by $500,000. this is only in the universe of grey's anatomy and does not exist. cristina yang is nominated, but doesn't get it because of a conflict of interest. Ellis grey got multiple and was the first one to be a surgical resident and a recipient. it is at first named for Jackson Avery's grandfather, and then eventually his mother, Catherine.

the harper avery award for surgical innovation goes to Doctor Meredith Grey!

the Catherine fox award foundation was created after a public scandal.
The Harper Avery/Catherine Fox Foundation

by instace May 31, 2020