The state of one's digestive system after a night of drinking lots of beer. It is a prolonged period of beer shits, and is characterized by repeated heavy shits, that take forever to come out, and leave greasy streaks on the bottom of the toilet.
I got hammered last night, and I've had the grumps all morning.
Man, somebody must have the grumps; I can smell it from here, and the toilet is shit-stained.
I had the grumps this morning, and I feel about 5 pounds lighter now.
Man, somebody must have the grumps; I can smell it from here, and the toilet is shit-stained.
I had the grumps this morning, and I feel about 5 pounds lighter now.
by Ben203 November 20, 2006
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In this case, it would be a DIFFERENT kind of gump. Not the tall, lanky kind.
This quadrupedal gump is quite large and stocky, and often a pale, creamy color, with a peach-colored streak down its back. The gump is called so because of the sound it often makes.
Gumps are rather fond of eating, and are prone to being attacked by poodles and weasels. Gumps take up large amounts of space and often get in your way.
This quadrupedal gump is quite large and stocky, and often a pale, creamy color, with a peach-colored streak down its back. The gump is called so because of the sound it often makes.
Gumps are rather fond of eating, and are prone to being attacked by poodles and weasels. Gumps take up large amounts of space and often get in your way.
by AmberAlmighty January 24, 2005
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"I remember the time Johnny gave himself The Gumper down behind my dad's camper with the life-sized blow up doll of Nicolas cage."
Honey, if you give me another Gumper I may never snap out of it.
Thanks babe, can I have another Gumper?
Honey, if you give me another Gumper I may never snap out of it.
Thanks babe, can I have another Gumper?
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Also, you win if you include football, chocolate, shrimp or running insane distances.
Also, you win if you include football, chocolate, shrimp or running insane distances.
Guy 1: I went to get checked up at the doctor's, but I totally got the Forrest Gump Effect by some old guy. I sat there for five hours without realizing my name was called.
Guy 2: Damn....
Guy 2: Damn....
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Bro 1: "Dude, my girl doesn't want you to see her naked"
Bro 2: "Dude! same goes for my lady"
Bro 1: "OK bro, how bout we sit back to back like Forrest and Bubba did that way we won't see each other or the other chick and we'll call it The Bubba Gump!"
Bro 2: "I just brain cummed"
Bro 2: "Dude! same goes for my lady"
Bro 1: "OK bro, how bout we sit back to back like Forrest and Bubba did that way we won't see each other or the other chick and we'll call it The Bubba Gump!"
Bro 2: "I just brain cummed"
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