Syncing the Cue

The process of accidentally sitting on your own testicle and it gets stuck in your asshole.

"Oh shit i just sunk my cue!"

"I'm syncing the cue right now, got a problem?"

by jonas hemingway January 1, 2012

Finger the cue ball

Illegal move when a pool player moves the cue ball off of the rail by a finger’s width, to aid in a more accurate controlled pool shot.

Hey, did you seriously just finger the cue ball to give yourself a better shot?

by Monty12NB December 20, 2024

Shining the cue ball

To cum on a bald man’s head

Person 1: Dude have you seen how good the skin on Brian’s bald head is?!

Person 2: Yeah I have, his boyfriend must be shining the cue ball

by The muddy mud muncher February 9, 2025

cue the deer

A prompt to pull out all the stops, in an effort to impress someone.

The expression "cue the deer" comes from Funny Farm, in a scene where a couple were showing their home to prospective buyers. The sellers wanted to make their home as attractive as possible. As the potential buyers were approaching the home, Chevy Chase's characters says "cue the deer" into a walkie talkie and a small deer is released from a cage and scampers across the lawn, charming the socks right off the buyers.

by urber February 19, 2011

cue the crickets

1. A description of a quiet and sudden pause or lull in a conversation, following an inappropriate, embarrassing or really dumb comment, or comment on a subject no one cares about. Derived from a quiet setting ("cued" on a Hollywood or TV set), where the only sound is that of crickets in the background.

So did anyone catch that Paris Hilton post-jail interview?
(Cue the crickets)

by doubleyouj July 31, 2007

Cue the Thunder.

Pointing out something bad before it happens... Or when someone is about to get mad.

Person 1: "Ahhh shit I am so going to fuck up this presentation tomorrow."

Person 2: "Hahahaha, Cue The Thunder."

or

Person 1: "The next time I see him I'm going to fuck him up"
Person 2: "Uhh oh! Cue The Thunder. man."

by Sugarcube414 July 16, 2010

cue the deer

the moment when something so ridiculous has happened that nothing else can faze you or be weirder. Taken from the Chevy Chase movie "Funny Farm."

"I just saw twenty clowns in wheelchairs rolling down broadway. Cue the deer."

by pea October 12, 2005