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Twice Baked Corn On The Cob

This is accomplished when you are having anal sex with someone and that elusive instance, where you pull your cock out of their ass and notice a kernel of corn on your dick. You then make the person turn around and give you a blow job.
Man, I was banging this chick and when I pulled my cock out, I saw that golden nugget...So I swung the bitch around and she had that Twice Baked Corn On The Cob!!!!
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corn on the cob method

A method of sucking dick in which the sucker must hold the dick like a piece of corn and very lightly suck and nibble from the side. The dick shouldn’t get wet and should be consistently dried to promote friction and avoid slipping. If you suck dick like this, guys will be falling over you!
dude 1: bro my girl did the corn on the cob method on me last night
dude 2: bro you’re so lucky!!!

dude 1: bro i know i’m inviting her over again tonight

Corn on the cob 

When a woman (or man) moves both of her(his) lips back and forth along the length of the shaft of a man's penis, simulating the eating of corn on the cob.
She teased me with some Corn on the Cob before she actually sucked my cock
Corn on the cob by bjmike January 16, 2010

Hot buttered corn on the cob 

While receiving a blow job you grab your partners head and fuck their mouth sideways by moving their face up and down your member. like when they eat slippery corn on the cob. then blow your baby-batter on her cheek.
after the picnic I held her pony tail tight while she gave me a hot buttered corn on the cob and then cleaned her face on my favorite shirt.

Corn on the Cob 

The sexual act of inserting the penis into the anus after having feed the owner of the anus corn for weeks on end.The anus must be full of corn riddled feces so that when the shaft is slowly removed from the anus their is corn all over the penis...Hence Corn on the Cob is created.Great Job!
I had her eating corn for weeks when i finally knew we were ready to have some "corn on the cob".
Corn on the Cob by Ogdemigod April 14, 2009

Secondhand corn on the cob 

Noun. A log of feces that contains undigested corn. It is consumed in the same manner that a person eats corn on the cob; the kernels are picked from the feces by one's mouth/teeth. Because corn isn't digested properly, the potential for thirdhand and fourth-hand corn on the cob is also very possible.
Mike: Wow, my dump sure was corny.
Bryton: Damn! Do you mind if I take it? I didn't have a plan for dinner anyway.

Mike: Sure dude, have at it.
Bryton: YES!! I love secondhand corn on the cob!! This will be the best meal I've hd in weeks!!

corn-on-the-cob job

1) to engage in anal sex with another as the performer (not the recipient); or 2) to assault another person anally with an ear of corn.
We got drunk, and I would up giving Marilyn a corn-on-the-cob job.
corn-on-the-cob job by markiel January 18, 2003