Cross your fingers, middle over index. Twist your wrist back and forth and go to work on your desired orifice. With practice, you'll have the effectiveness of a drill press and within weeks you'll be able to bore through wood.
by Long Island August 15, 2004
a sexual maneuver that women love. It is when you pull enough of your penis out of the pussy to get a hand on, grab your shaft, whilst still inside the female, and grind your cock Around inside her like a corkscrew. If the penis is long enough the woman should be rather satisfied.
guy #1: damn man! What happened to your back? It looks as if you've been mauled by a mountain lion!!
Guy#2: nah man. It's nothing like that..... I nailed the old lady with the corkscrew last night. As u can see, she loved it.
Guy #1: aah!
Guy#2: nah man. It's nothing like that..... I nailed the old lady with the corkscrew last night. As u can see, she loved it.
Guy #1: aah!
by reverend sparks April 26, 2009
When a female lays flat on their back, the male then lays down on top of her and inserts his penis into her pussy and spins around like bayblade.
by 🐻 April 03, 2020
(n.): A male penis which spirals along its length. Occasionally referred to as "Mister Twister".
(v.): The act of inserting a cork into an orifice usually reserved for one's penis. Often a measure of desperation when afflicted with limp dick See also bung.
(v.): The act of inserting a cork into an orifice usually reserved for one's penis. Often a measure of desperation when afflicted with limp dick See also bung.
(n.): girlfriend, this guy's unit was so curvy it looked like a curling ribbon on a birthday present!
(v.) Sometimes when Bob can't get it up I have to give myself a corkscrew.
(v.) Sometimes when Bob can't get it up I have to give myself a corkscrew.
by Phishn February 06, 2005
When you are engaging in sexual intercourse with a chick from behind and slowly turning her in continuous 360 degree circles around your penis, all while thrusting, and a friend is assisting by supporting her head as she turns.
Man, I was totally giving this chick the Corkscrew, and it was pretty fly till my buddy dropped her on her head and she got a concussion. My dick felt like a bottle of wine.
by Blaker2o January 31, 2008
When you are having sex with a person (preferably girl) and you spin them around in circles so they are pivoting constantly on your dick.
Note: nearly impossible to pull off, props if you can
Note: nearly impossible to pull off, props if you can
Jim "Hey man I was with my girl last night and we tried a Corkscrew."
Bobby "Yeah? You get a full rotation of her?"
Jim "Yeah and I added a crazy sound affect to it like i was on wheel of fortune."
Bobby "Yeah? You get a full rotation of her?"
Jim "Yeah and I added a crazy sound affect to it like i was on wheel of fortune."
by ShadowStalker16 February 20, 2009
a torture manuver where a male is forced to do the brain(look up definition) and a corkscrew is forced threw the scrotum and testes
If your still alive from a corkscrew your conversation will go like this. you "doc how serious was the damage done by the corkscrew " doc "you got about 72 hours two live"
by fuckedupinthehead May 29, 2010