The Cookie Game

A group of males gather around a cookie and all masturbate as quickly as they can, aiming at the cookie. The last person to cum if forced to eat the cookie.

I would rather kill myself than lose at the Cookie Game

by T--Money August 28, 2006

toss the cookies

An expression referring to the act of regurgitation. Usually associated with regurgitaion resulting from an illness of ailment.

"I drank way too much last night. I've been tossing cookies all day long"

"She tossed her cookies all over me!"

by emanwich September 10, 2003

the cookie monster

The blue...thing in Sesame Street that used to consume cookies in large amounts, but has now been turned into the Veggie Monster to make sure that the children of America will not go and become fatter than their parents.

"Hey, did you see the Cookie Monster?"
"Say what? Who dat?"

by Crashfromtheotherside November 6, 2006

shoot the cookie

A circle of guys jack off on to a cookie and the last one to cum has to eat it.

The grossest thing my ex-boyfriend ever did was play shoot the cookie, and once I found out I broke up with him.

by Syrah Azulip May 10, 2007

the cookie

A sweet treat for a man to eat. (Vagina)

Mmm, I'd really like to eat the cookie.

by babyc2k14 May 13, 2015

that's the way the cookie crumbles

Slang term, origin unknown from the 1920's in America. Used to underline a failure of an action, or dissapointment in reaching an undesired result, with the additional meaning that the result was not an unexpected one.

A:" Well, I asked Cindy out, and she told me to swallow my head . . "
B:"Hey, that's the way the cookie crumbles!"

by D F Stuckey May 26, 2004

Cream The Cookie

Typically a frat game, where a group of young men are seated around a table and a cookie is placed in the center of the formentioned table. They then proceed to masturbate and land their penis-pudding on the cookie. The last person to ejaculate on the cookie, is forced to consume it.

Man, that cookie was delicious! I'm glad we put all that cream on it!

Do we have anymore of those cookies from last night? I love playing cream the cookie.

Now I know what it is like to swallow a load =

by MC Clitty McClitster June 25, 2006