one doesn't 'catch' cancer, it just kind of comes around! plus, there are hundreds of cancers, not just one! ie: WHICH cancer? -to say 'the' cancer, is delightfully ignorant!!
wheres' jon been? -didn't you hear? he caught the cancer!
what kind?, i don't know!, just 'the' cancer! -must have been gut cancer, he used to eat a lot of shit sandwiches!!
what kind?, i don't know!, just 'the' cancer! -must have been gut cancer, he used to eat a lot of shit sandwiches!!
by michael foolsley November 25, 2009
Get the caught the cancer mug.1. A slang or slang-like term for any malignant growth or tumor caused by abnormal and uncontrolled cell division(Cancer) "the" is useally left out of the word leaving just "cancer". It is now used in a humorous way to make fun of cancer in some way, or just be silly.
2. A person who is born and has the astrological sign of "cancer"(the crab). Guys who ask for girls "signs" are typically losers who don't useally get with girls. Their lame attempt at communication with the said girl is useally ended upon her request. If it doesn't the police useally get involved, and the loser's night is spent in jail, rather then with the girl.
2. A person who is born and has the astrological sign of "cancer"(the crab). Guys who ask for girls "signs" are typically losers who don't useally get with girls. Their lame attempt at communication with the said girl is useally ended upon her request. If it doesn't the police useally get involved, and the loser's night is spent in jail, rather then with the girl.
A.
Example 1)
Guy # 1: Hey man what do you think this tumor is?
Guy # 2: Dude I think its the cancer
Example 2)
Girl : I think I got the cancer, damn!
B.
Dude # 1 : Hey you see that sweet girl last night?
Dude # 2: see her? I banged the cancer last night
Dude # 1: No you didn't you pussy
Dude # 2: yeah your right...It was in my dream, I never banged anyone...
Example 1)
Guy # 1: Hey man what do you think this tumor is?
Guy # 2: Dude I think its the cancer
Example 2)
Girl : I think I got the cancer, damn!
B.
Dude # 1 : Hey you see that sweet girl last night?
Dude # 2: see her? I banged the cancer last night
Dude # 1: No you didn't you pussy
Dude # 2: yeah your right...It was in my dream, I never banged anyone...
by Nodako March 13, 2008
Get the The Cancer mug.Trey-Dude! I was so trashed last night...
Not Trey- Bro, were you riding the Cancun cannonball?
Trey & Not Trey- Yeaaaaahhh MONEY!
Not Trey- Bro, were you riding the Cancun cannonball?
Trey & Not Trey- Yeaaaaahhh MONEY!
by George Bromero October 6, 2010
Get the Riding the Cancun cannonball mug.Punching someone in a particularly sensitive area, such as the nuts, cunt-punching someone, the stomach, the throat, or the back of the head. Used as a threat.
Me: I'm gonna kill that guy...
Jerry: Dude, you couldn't kill him even if you had a gun...
Me: Shut the hell up, Jerry! Say that again and I'll punch you in the cancer!
Jerry: Dude, you couldn't kill him even if you had a gun...
Me: Shut the hell up, Jerry! Say that again and I'll punch you in the cancer!
by Chrizzles October 20, 2007
Get the punch you in the cancer mug.1. A slang or slang-like term for any malignant growth or tumor caused by abnormal and uncontrolled cell division(Cancer) "the" is useally left out of the word leaving just "cancer". It is now used in a humorous way to make fun of cancer in some way, or just be silly.
2. A person who is born and has the astrological sign of "cancer"(the crab). Guys who ask for girls "signs" are typically losers who don't useally get with girls. Their lame attempt at communication with the said girl is useally ended upon her request. If it doesn't the police useally get involved, and the loser's night is spent in jail, rather then with the girl.
2. A person who is born and has the astrological sign of "cancer"(the crab). Guys who ask for girls "signs" are typically losers who don't useally get with girls. Their lame attempt at communication with the said girl is useally ended upon her request. If it doesn't the police useally get involved, and the loser's night is spent in jail, rather then with the girl.
1.
Example 1)
Guy # 1: Hey man what do you think this tumor is?
Guy # 2: Dude I think its the cancer
Example 2)
Girl : I think I got the cancer, damn!
2. Dude # 1 : Hey you see that sweet girl last night?
Dude # 2: see her? I banged the cancer last night
Dude # 1: No you didn't you pussy
Dude # 2: yeah your right...It was in my dream, I never banged anyone...
Example 1)
Guy # 1: Hey man what do you think this tumor is?
Guy # 2: Dude I think its the cancer
Example 2)
Girl : I think I got the cancer, damn!
2. Dude # 1 : Hey you see that sweet girl last night?
Dude # 2: see her? I banged the cancer last night
Dude # 1: No you didn't you pussy
Dude # 2: yeah your right...It was in my dream, I never banged anyone...
by Michael Cool January 10, 2009
Get the The Cancer mug.Hym "Wait... 15 years, doesn't that mean I'm the first of The Cancelled!? I'm the guy! I'm the Forefather of cancel culture! The other cancelled should build me a shrine. Or an altar... And sacrifice virgins on it... But not in a 'stabby' kind of way... Like a sexual way... Yeaaaahh..."
by Hym Iam June 16, 2022
Get the The Cancelled mug.1. A slang or slang-like term for any malignant growth or tumor caused by abnormal and uncontrolled cell division(Cancer) "the" is useally left out of the word leaving just "cancer". It is now used in a humorous way to make fun of cancer in some way, or just be silly.
2. A person who is born and has the astrological sign of "cancer"(the crab). Guys who ask for girls "signs" are typically losers who don't useally get with girls. Their lame attempt at communication with the said girl is useally ended upon her request.
2. A person who is born and has the astrological sign of "cancer"(the crab). Guys who ask for girls "signs" are typically losers who don't useally get with girls. Their lame attempt at communication with the said girl is useally ended upon her request.
1.
Example 1)
Guy # 1: Hey man what do you think this tumor is?
Guy # 2: Dude I think its the cancer
Example 2)
Girl : I think I got the cancer, damn!
2. Dude # 1 : Hey you see that sweet girl last night?
Dude # 2: see her? I banged the cancer last night
Dude # 1: No you didn't you pussy
Dude # 2: yeah your right...It was in my dream, I never banged anyone...
Example 1)
Guy # 1: Hey man what do you think this tumor is?
Guy # 2: Dude I think its the cancer
Example 2)
Girl : I think I got the cancer, damn!
2. Dude # 1 : Hey you see that sweet girl last night?
Dude # 2: see her? I banged the cancer last night
Dude # 1: No you didn't you pussy
Dude # 2: yeah your right...It was in my dream, I never banged anyone...
by Prede89 July 22, 2008
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