hump the bump

This funny little saying was created by my sweetie during my pregnancy. And it was to have sex laying over my tummy in about my 5th or 6th month..and being horny its more then a lot of fun..

.....Aww come on Jake..its been days...lets Hump the Bump...and I will make us waffles..how that for a deal??

by DaynaS March 28, 2008

to roll you over the bump

To take the upper hand in a situation,
by forcing the other person to face the
consequences of your actions.

Another way of saying:

to win by making someone else the loser
to give someone the losing hand
to give someone the raw end of the deal
to give someone the short end of the stick
to give someone the runaround
to give someone the shortest straw
to give someone the shaft
to take someone to the bank
to take someone to the cleaners
to really take a bath on this one
to pull one over on someone
to kick a friend in the nuts
to get your back scratched but not scratch theirs
to bend someone over the barrel
to have someone's balls in a sling
to do someone from behind without a reach around

Two friends riding in a car in the dark
come upon a speed bump, and the driver,
with a bit of regret in his voice,
apologetically tells the passenger:

"I'm sorry, but I'm afraid I'm gonna have
to roll you over the bump on this one."

It can be used in any situation where one person
tells another that they are going to take the advantage,
and the other person is going to pay the penalty.

by dnalabkram October 4, 2009

riding the bump

Riding in the middle seat in the back row of a car, where there may or may not be a bump.

Sally: Not it!
Susy: Not it!
Fred: Aww crap, I guess I'm riding the bump again.

by dontspitonme October 26, 2007

Juicing the bump

squeezing the white mayo-like substance out of a zit on your face.

Yo, when he was juicing the bump, he pumped out a quart of Hellman's!

by MrDubious November 12, 2009

pumps in the bump

sticking your heels up your asshole.

for sexual purpose

"she looks sexy with them red bottoms up her ass. i love them girls with the pumps in the bump "

"he loves girls with the pumps in the bump "

by booobz886 August 30, 2017

Doin' the Bump

In what might be called a much earlier form of "twerking" (see Urban Dictionary for definition), the more versatile "bump", an extremely popular dance craze of the early 1970's, involved repeated and often continuous partner-to-partner hip contact of several specific varieties: rear to rear, side to side, front to rear (as in the aforementioned twerking), and last but not least. the mutual frontal option consisting of the thrusting of the partners' groin areas against each other in what can perhaps only be described as a sort of "dancing dry hump".

Man, can you believe it; I was doin' the Bump so good with this super hot chick at the party last night that I had to say to her "If we keep this up I won't be able to do anything else later!"

by backinbowl August 30, 2013

bump the train

Getting on the train without paying, cos u a broke bitch. Often mistaken for bunking the train but it must be realised this is only how old people say it. Can also be said as "bumping"

We nearly got caught bumping train yesterday!
You don't have enough? You'll have to bump the train

by Squidddwardyo January 18, 2018