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The brown touch

Similar to the Midas touch, but instead of everything they touch turning to gold, it turns to shit.
Did you see how bad Grant stuffed his latest project up? It was even worse that his previous catastrophe.

Yeah, he really has the brown touch.
by nothappyjan25 February 5, 2012
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the brown cyclops

the act of spreading you ass cheeks, flexing the anus muscle, shouting, "i am the brown cyclops, I see all!"
i froze in fear as the brown cyclops shouted at me.
by Teabag man June 11, 2008
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The brown goat stretcher

The act of covering the male genitalia in poop. Then dragging the head of the penis across his partners beard. Note: While performing this act the scrotum should also be covered in waste and stapled to the floor. This is where the 'stretcher' in the name comes from.
We did "The brown goat stretcher" His balls hang out of his pants now
by DrPoopLove April 19, 2010
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The Brown Belt

A way to rid one's self of a partner by dropping a duke on their waist during a romantic moment.
The lights are low, a few candles are lit, you are giving your "loved one" a good rub down. While you have them in a sort of calm bliss you stand up, crouch over their waist, and scream out loud while you poop somewhere near the belt line. HEEYAA, you just got The Brown belt!
by phartin September 29, 2010
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The Brown Menace

When you take a shit and the poo rubs up against your prostate. This causes an erection known as "THE BROWN MENACE"!
"Every time I take a shit I get PTSD I'm going to get the brown menace."
by Master Ray April 13, 2021
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The Brown Trout

During doggy style intercourse, the man slips a finger into the butthole at the height of the orgasm, pulling the finger out immediately after, he reaches around to the mouth of the female and hooks her mouth with his poo encrusted finger.
"Hey Mike how come that chick never called you back?"

"Well after I gave her the brown trout I don't think a phone call from her is even a possibility"
by Rohan17 December 24, 2007
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the brown m&m

A very lucky m&m. Joke used by the famous Wilbur soot.
by felixify February 7, 2021
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