Coming to the comic book store

Sam Brandt must stay off Reddit as written here

Jesse: Bro, let’s go to the comic book store

Sam: But can I be on Reddit?

Jesse: bro. Do you even know what coming to the comic book store MEANS?

Sam: it’s not even in the definition to not be on Reddit

Jesse: *see above*

by StagnantMDMA September 1, 2025

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The Big Book Of Shit To Know

A guide to life created by "The Krew" in a small Texas town. The Big Book Of Shit To Know (BBOSTK) is a compilation of what up until now has been secret knowledge held only by Bahdist* (see Bahdist) Monks. BBOSTK is like the Bible in the fact that it is a large book and it can be used to beat your children with, slam your dick in, etc... but unlike the bible it contains the tools to create happiness and success in life. BBOSTK has been adopted by organizations such as the Illuminati, Charlie Sheen, and Your mom and her gorgeous tits.

Please excuse me for not being able to post an example I am terribly busy. I must finish this line of cocaine on this hookers ass and proceed to rob a bank whilst naked...and fully erect. Yet another day in the life enlightened by the Big Book Of Shit To Know

by Tuck on behalf of The Krew JBH September 14, 2011

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The sexual book of sexualness

Every sexual thing you need to know about your first, second, third or even maybe fourth date.

"Hey man, i dont know what to do with my girl on our third date."

"Hey, look it up in The sexual book of sexualness, it has everything for your first, second, third or maybe even fouth date."

"Thanks man" *knuckle touch*

by NATnSAH July 1, 2010

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stalking the book

adding over 500 friends on facebook, people you don't even know, so that you can spend hours scanning through their posted pictures and reading their comments

Rachel spent hours online stalking the book.

by foe stigmund August 8, 2009