by William Warney April 5, 2011
When someone is old but still pretty cool, like the vintage shit you'd find in the attic from your family over the years.
Grandson: Grandad, you're so attic!
Grandad: What's that mean?
Grandson: You're old, but you're still cool.
Grandad: What's that mean?
Grandson: You're old, but you're still cool.
by greenliney January 2, 2018
by $id December 8, 2006
by Sultan of Hell December 18, 2006
Mike always knew she had a few bats in the attic but never thought the crazy bitch would resort to stalking him at his job.
by BradAvery1 March 12, 2017
An individual, archetype: Any college student lacking sufficient funds, who lives, eats, and sleeps in an upstairs attic (devil-laired like, coon infested attic), who turns into a domesticated lagoon creature. It could be any domestic creature really. Could be a fleshy, anthropoid-like, super, slippery, black haired salamander. The person could go into the attic in any shapes, races, or even sizes. Mexican, African American, Hiawatha, or even pauken. The individual then comes out as a live, breathing ATTIC CRITTER.
Look there! 'creak' 'creak' creak'.. 'turns corner'..attic-critter!
by yoyofromishtow September 2, 2009
A euphemism for bat-shit crazy.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 4, 2020