Zen Devil

A Zen Devil half-asses their enlightenment journey. A charlatan of spirituality. Compared to a serious Zen monk/master who follows a strict schedule and is solely dedicated to their spiritual journey.
Zen Devil: "Hey, sorry I'm late for meditation."
Zen Master: "You're not welcome here anymore, son."

Later

Zen Devil: "Wow, cat videos are the thing at 4am"
by greenliney September 26, 2019
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Attic

When someone is old but still pretty cool, like the vintage shit you'd find in the attic from your family over the years.
Grandson: Grandad, you're so attic!
Grandad: What's that mean?
Grandson: You're old, but you're still cool.
by greenliney January 02, 2018
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