split the wizard

When you win a chili cook off with armadillo meat and cinnamon rolls (Kansas specialty)

"Hey Mayra, how we gonna split the wizard here?"

by Kansas Armadillo November 14, 2018

Josh The Space Wizard

A guy who wants a go fund me for a bad dragon dildo

Josh the space wizard: Im not gay

Everyone: Explain wanting a dildo

by Not Jay(im hoppy) July 28, 2021

The Slippery Wizard

FIRST Team 1559's 2011 Logomotion Robot

The Slippery Wizard kicked muggle butt at Cleveland.

by Ford Filer May 18, 2011

The wizards tickle

When you’re sitting on the John doing a #2 and the turd causes a splash of cold toilet water which proceeds to hit you in your butthole, usually accompanied by a “ploop” noise

Damn that was a huge deuce, totally got the wizards tickle from it (shudders) lol

by Rotorboi87 January 12, 2022

Hex and The Wizards

A band consisting of six members, mainly found playing in California.

The members consist of;

Hexographic - Singer/Lead Guitarist

- Second member in founding of the band, and the recent replacement as a Singer and Lead Guitarist.

Frapotato. - Rhythm Guitarist
- Another recent member replacement as a new profound Guitarist in the Band.

Vall Y. Sanity - Second Rhythm Guitarist

- Another original guitarist, who joined in later after a few demos went in production and later to the first album.

'Mahomes' Onyx - Bass Guitarist

- A member who joined and was in part of the first demos as being written, and became the only and current bassist.

Papshewz - Pianoist
- The third founding member, was originally a guitarist, and then after became a pianoist later when there were more members.

Grim 'Lijah' - Drummer
During the first album, He was the main guitarist, and then became a drummer after the original drummer left after the production of the first album, Satellite.

Albums;

- Satellite (2021)
- hexacide (2022)

"Dude I went to the Double R' Bar to see hex and the wizards! They blasted the place up with their music! I'd love to seem em' again!"

"I know right! I can't wait till' their debut album releases! I heard there in process of another one soon!"

by sexy hexy II March 4, 2023

I am the Black Wizards

I am the Black Wizards is the seventh track from " In the Nightside Eclipse ", the debut album of Emperor, one of the most influential (and best) Black Metal bands ever.

It features the genius songwriting of guitarist / singer Ihsahn and beautiful lyrics of bassist Mortiis. And also some of the best atmospheric keyboards ever.

Metalhead 1 : Wow, I am the black wizards' guitar riff is amazing ! and the drumming is really powerful and fast !

Metalhead 2 : Yeah, Ihsahn's singing is beyond words too, he has the best screamed vocals in the world ! And i love how they use the keyboards, it gives the music a beautiful eerie feeling.

Metalhead 1 : Fuck yeah ! Best Black Metal song ever on the best Black Metal album ever by the best Black Metal band ever ! Hail Emperor !

by BlackEmperor December 16, 2011

Wizards of the Coast

The company behind such games as Magic: The Gathering, the first CCG and still the best after over 10 years.. and Dungeons And Dragons (Aquired by WotC when they bought TSR.)

Owned by Hasbro, they have recently added many horrible features to M:TG which has made the game too.. well.. stupid. They also now own Neopets. :-\

Dude 1: "Dude, I've got to get a Darksteel deck."
Dude 2: "Dude. Magic is passe."
Dude 1: "THAT'S IT!! I CAST URZA'S RAGE ON YOU!!!!!"
Dude 2: "...dude, we're not playing right now."
Dude 1: "Shut up."

by NobleArc February 25, 2004