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schiavo

n.

Terri Schiavo, the Florida women who became a vegetable when her heart failed due to a condition brought on by her eating disorder. She became the center of a media circus and political pawn when her parents fought against her husband in the courts to try to keep her alive (her husband contended that she wouldn't want to be kept alive in such a state.) Her husband won and her feeding tube was removed. On March 31, 2005 she died of starvation.
A person who is in need of a feeding tube to stay alive; a vegetable.
An act of posing as a vegetable or coma patient (often for a picture); "On three, everybody do the Schiavo!"
adj.
Vegetative; physically inactive; "He was so stoned he looked schiavo."
To be in need of a feeding tube.
v. intr.

Slang. To be extremly hungry; starving to death; “Lets eat, I'm totally schiavo”
by Dacarlo April 19, 2005
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Schiavo

(v.) To continue the life of something (whether it's a joke, a person, or something else) long after it's dead.
1. That show's been Schaivoing since Season 6.
2. My friend: Don't you think it's awful to make light of Terry Schiavo?
Me: Not at all.
by Bender Bending Rodriguez December 18, 2005
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Schiavoed

When you are planning to get fucked up, retarded
I am going to get Schiavoed tonight
by Joe Sayre October 30, 2007
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The Schiavo

A sex act when your partner acts like a life support vegetable while you are banging her and she just makes undecernable noises during sex!
Last night I asked the wife if we could get busy? She said "I am really tired, can we just do The Schiavo?"
by spawnmanuli August 23, 2011
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Schiavo

n. - A woman who, by way of an eating disorder and coma, brings attention to herself and her family.

adj. - Characterized by the look of either a mentally retarded individual or one in the vegetable state.

v. - To assume the look of either a mentally retarded individual or one in the vegetable state.
"Hey, look at the TV, it seems we have another Schiavo on our hands."

"Haha, check out this bum, he looks so Schiavo."

"OK everybody Schiavo on three, this is gonna be hilarious!"
by Chris April 10, 2005
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schiavo

(verb) to have the appearance or act as if you are in a constant vegetative state. lack of movement or enthusiasm.
"man, my class totally schivoed through that discussion of hamlet."
by Winston Peril April 5, 2005
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Schiavo

another word for marijuana, or a state of mind after smoking some dank. aka Terri Schiavo...
"Hey homie, you got any chronic?"
"I got that Schiavo."

"He smoked himself Schiavo"
by Jacob Juelz September 16, 2006
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