Where the rubber meets the road

where the action is most immediate, such as the place where a plan is put in motion (from the place where a vehicles tires make contact with the pavement)

If she can tell where the rubber meets the road, she's in.

by The Return of Light Joker November 5, 2009

Ride the Rubber Rail

To be penetrated by a strap on.

I used to ride meat dicks but got tired of dealing with the men attached to them. Now I just ride the rubber rail.

by aeron_chairgaryen January 11, 2023

lay the rubber

When you take offa used condom ( rubber) and throw it out on the ground.

After I gave her some I had to lay the rubber.

by Buck Steel November 23, 2007

the rubber gummer

the rubber gummer is oral sex performed with a condom on, usually to avoid std's

keith got the rubber gummer to avoid a std, thank god for condoms.

the rubber gummer is usually performed by girl with rotten jibs!! or a gap between her two front teeth so big that you could park a transport truck sideways.

by honkytonk23 January 25, 2011

Tow the rubber

While banging with a condom, pulling out leaving the cum filled rubber inside a skank, forcing her to deal with it.

I was nailing this whore the other night and made her "tow the rubber" to the bathroom.

by Douche Bagalow September 3, 2009

The Rubber Van

A subclass of the 4chan Party Van. It is usually deployed with a crew trained in capturing lunatics and taking them to the nut house aka the Funny Farm.

"Oh, dear, Kimmo's at it again. Has someone called for them to sent The Rubber Van around to collect him?"

"Looks like it's a one-way trip to the nut house in The Rubber Van for him, then!"

by RTM 1963 November 22, 2021

Blanche the rubber necker

Anyone who nearly breaks their neck to gaze upon the test answers of other people. We call them Blanche the Rubber Necker no matter what their name is because Blanche is such an unnapealing name that they deserve it.

"A, B, D, C, Blanche the rubber necker copied my test answers verbatim! Including the quesiton about the definition of verbatim! How's your mom? Is she good? Good. I know she had that brief fit with bronchitis, that had my worried. What's that? This example is sitll going on? Why haven't they stopped quoting me yet? Did they not get the fucking point? Blanche the rubber necker, it's simple. Go away."

by Sean of old December 28, 2012