The Pittman Maneuver

The art of , during a threesum keeping the men's nuggets from touching during the act . Performed by either the woman or other .

Man , we just had a threesum and our nuggets never slapped . She performed the best The Pittman Maneuver ever !

by Kris Martin March 27, 2022

The Pitts

The worst show in the history of television.

The family, and the show, are The Pitts.

by Donkey Kong Song December 26, 2003

the pittsburgh steamer

wen u penetrate so much in anal ur nuts go in too, and they come out all rown and shit, much like the waters around a pittsburgh steamboat

damm bro i got shit on me from that crazy ass pittsburgh steamer!!!!!!

by john john January 3, 2005

The Pitts

Insanely glamorous family that travels all around the world spreading their hotness and procreating like jack rabbits.

-Male figure of the family is named Brad and has been known for the swooning and hot flashes of women globally for the past two decades.

-Female figure of the family is Angelina (last name is hypened "Jolie-Pitt") and has been responsible for many young pre-pubescent males to "discover" their sexuality while watching Beowulf.

-Children of the family Maddox, Pax, Zahara, and Shiloh (and soon to be one, maybe two more) are the luckiest little brats on the face of the planet and we will see them in about ten to twenty years snorting cocaine off of cocktail tables at popular Hollywood clubs whilst not wearing underpants (or pants in general).

I was going to vacation in Honolulu this year but I decided to be like the Pitts and run off to the south of France

by Resident Hottie June 17, 2008

The Sneaky Pittbull

When you convince your lover to get in doggystyle position so you can have a look at the glory of it from behind. Unknowingly to her sneak up and bite the meaty part of the ass gently at first. This will cause them to startle and jump forward, which in turn will sink your teeth further in, after you’re locked in growl and thrash like an out of control pit bull.

Yeah dude last night I gave my wife the sneaky pittbull. It was great but it really pissed her off, now I won’t get none for a week, but it sure was worth it.

by Nolte123 June 15, 2023

The shitty pitty

After 1 minute of vigorous intercourse, scream "I need to urinate!" Go to the toilet and try to urinate while standing up and erect, proceed to shit all over the floor.

I did the shitty pitty last night, my missus was so mad. It really soured the mood and now she's left town

by ChesterandtheCat January 22, 2025

The Late-Night Pitter-Patter

Not for the faint of heart. When one roommate openly wrongs another in a irreversible fashion, the victimized roommate is then entitled to cause severe emotional and physical stress by slapping his roommate at an unruly time in the wee hours when he is sleeping. Note* the roommate doing the slapping is to do his best to make the other extremely paranoid, vulnerable, and scared to the point where his roommate will not get to sleep for an extended period of time. The person receiving the slapping may cuss, threaten, and even plea with his tormentor and would-be assailant to avoid the malicious attack. However, these wheelings and dealings must fall on deaf ears, as the aggressor mercilessly makes good on his the threat.

The phrase derives its name from the sound the roommate makes as he sneaks his way across the room to the bed of his unsuspecting pal.

You shouldn't have slept with my mom, now I'm going to give you The Late-Night Pitter-Patter of your life.

by Spencer Hills 101 September 4, 2009