In the pet

In a mood with a person or situation

I forgot the missus’s birthday yesterday so she’s in the pet with me now

by RockChick1978 March 17, 2024

pet the kitten

Slang for female female masturbation or any sex between a hand and a vagina.

Hey Lisa have you pet the kitten lately?
Brian, would you like to pet my kitten?

by zeldawarrior March 13, 2008

pet the soap

When you are in a bathroom that has only provided bar soap and your hands are wet, you don't want to pick up the soap because it will slip out of your hands, so you just pet the soap a little and hope that some of the soap essence will rub off.

Connie: Excuse me, I have to pee.
(Connie returns shortly after.)
Angelina: What was the bathroom like? I heard they spent a fortune remodeling it.
Connie: Yeah, it was very posh, and apparently pump-action is now too pedestrian for them. Had to pet the soap.
Angelina: Oh, I hate that.

by PettyBetty August 20, 2010

Pet The Kitty

A form of self-stimulation for females (Masturbation) or when another person stimulates the female (Fingering )

I can't believe my daughter pets the kitty
Petting the kitty is fingering yourself
Pet The Kitty

I caught Jenny petting the kitty

by MilkHunter January 30, 2015

Pet the cat

Another name for female masturbation.

I think Betty went home to pet the cat.

by ToeKnee July 18, 2008

pet the tuba

when one rubs the taint towards the anus. This happens usually once or twice during every solstice.

While on vacation in Prague, Ralph let the little gypsy boy pet the tuba.

by Narwhal563 April 22, 2008

pet the pickle

Slang term for masturbation.

John was horny and felt the need to pet the pickle.

by djkrap May 21, 2010