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metronome

n. An urban male of below-average height with a strong aesthetic sense who spends a great deal of time and money on his appearance and lifestyle (see also: metronomality n.)
Adam was both short and well-dressed: the epitomy of metronomality.
by Renee April 17, 2004
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Metronome

a small metrosexual man with a funny hat.
"I practice with a metronome twice a day."
by Waffles McWaffleson January 12, 2010
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Metronoming

The act of flexing one's penis while still inside ones partner, like the arm of a metronome.
I was metronoming my gf last night so much that she giggled like a choirgirl.
by Rhoniem February 1, 2017
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Metronome Dance

The act of waving one or two fingers and your head side to side to the rhythm of music, in a metronome-like manner. This dance is usually done by nerds who can't dance or people who just don't feel like getting down. Many nerds who do this dance, usually do it to J-Rock, J-pop, Weird Al, or some other nerdy music such as Banana Phone.
All the nerds in the classroom started to do the Metronome Dance when the teacher turned on some Weird Al Yankovic polka crap.
by Stay Gold Ponyboy June 15, 2011
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Metronome

A device that uses a steady, audible beat that is measured in beats per minute to develop consistent timing and rhythmic accuracy.
During rehearsal, the percussion section practiced with a metronome set to 120 BPM to tighten their timing before the full ensemble run-through.
by tnguyen741 September 8, 2025
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Metronomic

A term which describes a musical performer who is perfectly to time and plays in a robotic fashion. This includes but is not limited to piano players.
The piano part of Bohemian Rhapsody is absolutely incredible. The way Freddie Mercury plays it is metronomic.
by TN Recording October 25, 2014
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Metronome

THe sexual act of wearing a feel doe while fucking someone. As the man 'pulls' out the feel doe goes into another person turning the man into a metronome.
"Last night I did a metronome with your mom and dad, they loved it!"
by Hawk887 December 1, 2021
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