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fire the laser

Man: Oh yeah, bitch, you like that?

Woman: Fire the laser, big boy!
by laser man December 7, 2009
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the lashe

Man, Josh was getting the lashe at the party last night.
by Ara809 January 5, 2008
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the laser piss beam of death

A term that can be related with Alfred Coleman/paperboxhouse’s role as dr robotnik in snapcube’s sonic adventure 2 fan dub during eggman’s twitter announcement. This term can be used to flex the shit on someone you are about to verbally in real life or physically in a video game destroy.
Face the laser piss beam of death you moron
by JackerEgg July 4, 2024
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lasering the target

When your wingman keeps wingmanning beyond the call of duty because you haven't sealed the deal.
Target: "I don't know if I should go home with him."

Wingman: "He's a great guy, but he's kind of awkward at first....and he loves puppies and children as he volunteers every weekend at a puppy rescue and orphan center."

Target: "Tell me more."

Next morning -

You: "Dude, I wouldn't have brought her home if you weren't lasering the target."
by Shotgun Hobo August 17, 2012
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The Quad-Laser

An inescapable, slow-moving laser that fires a two-dimensional square in three Dimensions. Invented by the Mooninites.
No one can escape the The Quad-Laser!
by Jibbity Jub-Jub April 10, 2015
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the sun is a deadly laser

Do you want to take a road trip?
NO
Why not?
THE SUN IS A DEADLY LASER
by Mac Finder June 17, 2017
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the sun is a deadly laser

a quote by Bill Wurtz explaining why the fish from the Cambrian Explosion can't go on land
Hey can we go on land?
No, the sun is a deadly laser
Oh okay
Not anymore there's a blanket
by Kittyferns June 2, 2023
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