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The King's School 

A boarding school founded in 1831, a school which hardens the soul, body and mind.
Situated in North Parramatta next to Tara Anglican school, Kings makes a good example of itself in sports and...more sports, mostly rugby,rowing and some more rugby.
With the FRAT system abolished around 2000-01, the arrogance level has shot through the roof, however peace has settled within the school.
There are different kinds of King'smen and they all are assigned 'Houses', each house is generally for different people.
Macarthur's aggies,
Kurrle's couldntcareless attitude,
Burkitts intellectual powers,
Whickhams ohsofrail residency,
Macquarie's striving for sports,
Bishop-Barkers authority,
Waddy's potheads,
Dalmas's lazy'ness
then theres the other houses such as Hake and Broughton, they are there for the ride.

Dr Timothy Hawkes AKA "Big-Tim" is the headmaster for the school at the moment, author of the 4 Learning and Leadership books which consist of 5 different questions.

Some of the language and popular phrases include:
- Rant
- Roidhouse!
- Trust meee
- Blackone pronounced "Bleckone" (?)
- Nutting!
- Dont get hard..
- Psyche! pronounced "Sike!"

Anything else is just quoted off of something funny they find off a Youtube video, example. "IM BEACHED IS!"

The Kingsmens natural enemy is St. Josephs high school,but in some instances Kings and St Josephs have worked together to defeat Shore school, cus they suck.
Famous instances are ones such as the "Doughnut Riots" on the 175'th Birthday of the Kings School, where the lunch ladies were swarmed by crowds of boys (hungering for a simple chocolate frosted doughnuts), forced to hide under tables and if possible, try to get through the mass of blundering idiots. The school never saw Doughnuts ever again,
one may wonder where all 400 large doughnuts ended up..

The staff available at kings are quite exquisite and vary from person to person,
from the smokin hot english department to the charms and wits of the deputy head.

The Kings School is the place to be.
boy1: What school do you go to mate?
boy2: The King's School' mate,
boy2: Yourself?
boy1: oh, Shore school,
boy2: RANT!
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the king's threesome 

When a male engages in the act of sex with two lesbian who are also virgins.
You may have had a threesome with two girls but its nothing compared to the king's threesome.
the king's threesome by YesMan13 January 30, 2014

The King's Palisade 

The act of having a woman sit on your face and a woman on your penis, as if forming a palisade.
That form... That can only be The King's Palisade. Such grace!

The King's Busketeers 

A party folk band from southern New England. They are a trio of very talented musicians who specialize in upbeat songs about drunken debauchery, double homicides, cross dressing, dancing, jail, shipwrecks, and other fun things. They can usually be seen performing at Renaissance Faires, farmers markets, and steampunk festivals. They are a fantastic live band with a reputation for high energy shows.
Dude 1: Hey! Some party folk band was playing at a Renaissance Faire up in New Hampshire.
Dude 2: That's the King's Busketeers! I've seen them live in Providence! Awesome band.

the king's biscuits 

Damn, that Tortoise concert was the king's biscuits!
the king's biscuits by Kittridge February 29, 2008

The King's Outrage 

Homosexual intercourse of any type. especially by those with anti-establishment or anarchist tendencies. Often something to be bragged about in polite company or state occasions/banquets as being done frequently and with great satisfaction.
We thought Mitch and Blaine were in their room studying, but when we returned we were horrified to see them performing the King's Outrage.
The King's Outrage by zardoz88 December 13, 2009