the jesus

something very cool/exiting/awesome

"Yo, that party last night was the Jesus!"
"I'm gonna get some new shoes. they are the Jesus."

the jesus by blowjob7 April 29, 2008

The Jesus

What to say when you find anything vaguely cross-shaped absolutely anywhere, for any reason, and in any situation.

Yo bro! I just found The Jesus on this tree!

The Jesus by KingFisherOE April 16, 2023

the jesus game

A game in which your opponent picks a random word and you must use a chain of words to connect it to jesus. Whoever fails to make a chain to jesus loses (and will probably go to hell, just saying)

The Jesus Game

Opponent: Pandas
You: Pandas... bamboo... wood... cross... jesus!!

You: Roses
Opponent: roses... thorns... piercing... nails... jesus!!

the jesus game by Charles M. May 17, 2008

The Jesus Prayer

The Jesus Prayer is an invocation largely used by the Eastern Christian Church, particularly the Eastern Orthodox Church. It is prayed as, "Lord Jesus Christ, Son of God, have mercy on me, a sinner."

Neil recited the Jesus Prayer using his prayer beads.

The Jesus Prayer by ohyeahpat August 1, 2012

the Jesus Triphecta  

another word for the Holy Trinity(the father,son,and holy spirit) when reffering to Roman Catholic belif.

Jimmy: What's your stand on Christianity?

Paul: I believe in the Jesus Triphecta shit, but I think the rest is pure bullshit.

the Jesus Triphecta by Mario B. April 28, 2008

the jesus jog 

An alternative name for a festive jog in December if you really want to piss off some atheists or others who don't believe in Jesus.

Kid: Should we name our race the Hanukkah Hustle?

Teacher: No that would be like calling it The Jesus Jog.

the jesus jog by GrainTrain November 26, 2017

The Jesus of Dating 

Someone who is so good at dating (Getting hot chicks with no competition, while their friends fool themselves into going after the ugly chicks) they are like Jesus, only in the context of dating. For more information on The Jesus of Dating, see: Rasalom

Wow, look at that guy getting all of those hot girls! He is surely The Jesus of Dating.

The Jesus of Dating by Kelset January 20, 2008