chasing the hobbit

Doing a midget from behind, in a woodshed on their birthday.

I woke up in the hospital after a long night of chasing hobbits.

by Anonymous October 21, 2003

Take the Hobbits to Isengard

Euphemism, used when one would like to announce that they must take a poop.

"Where's the bathroom dude, I need to take the hobbits to Isengard"

by GadgetL May 20, 2008

the hobbler

Fucking a girl who is holding herself up using only crutches

Last week when your mom was on crutches, i picked up her legs and we did the hobbler.

by Stefan + Adrun September 21, 2015

taking the hobbits to Isengard

A trivial phrase used to describe somebody who takes longer than expected to complete a task or objective. Taken from dialogue of the Lord of the Rings trilogy, and coined by Owl City frontman Adam Young.

"Plane finally took off after a two hour delay. The pilot was totally taking the hobbits to Isengard."

OR

*in check-out line at the grocery*
CUSTOMER IN FRONT: "Hold on, let me get out my check book. Where did it go?"
YOU: "Why does this lady have to take the hobbits to Isengard?"

by TruthInTrivialLife March 11, 2011

The Hobbit Trilogy

The series of movies that followed The Lord of the Rings trilogy and didn't live up to many fan's expectations. But, most agree that Bilbo was very well cast and Smaug was really cool.

`Dude 1: So, what did you think of "The Hobbit Trilogy"?
Dude 2: They were alright. A bit underwhelming, especially the last one. But at least they were better than the Star Wars Prequels
Dude 1: Yeah, totally.

by dude...Dude...DUDE...WHOA January 12, 2016

taking the hobbits to isengard

Taking a poop, going to the bathroom when it is a #2

Hold up! James is taking the hobbits to isengard... too much taco bell.

by treydawg July 3, 2007

The Hobble

A series of jerky wobbly moves executed by an uncoordinated person when they attempt to play Dance Dance Revolution.

You see Nick and how uncoordinated he is at DDR? He's doing The Hobble, and very well, too!

by That One Dinosaur Guy April 6, 2011