The Alaskan Harpoon

A Sex moved designed to make the normal unenjoyable experience of fucking a fat chick somewhat more bareable. The Alaskan Harpoon is preformed by post-forplay when already nude. The enlarged women must lay down across the bed spread eagle and the normal sized man must stand at the foot of the bed. (note-the following is the most important part of the process) Next the man must aim and when he is properly arranged he jumps. The penis of the man will land in the vagina of the girl if properly preformed. After jumping due to the excess body fat of the women the man will bounce, and thus the necessary movement for sexual intercoarse will be done absent of any effort fromt he man.

Used in an everyday conversation:

Paul: Yo Phil, did you here that John did that fat chick from accounting

Phil: Yeah

Paul: Thats such a shame, John is above that

Phil: Not Paul its all good, he gave her The Alaskan Harpoon

Paul: Oh ok thats better

by Scotie the great March 7, 2009

harpoon the whale

To have sex with a fat girl. Sometimes they are sweaty but always have blubber and a blow hole. Fat girls are just so grateful.

Jesus, did Nik harpoon the whale last night. She was so fat after he shot his bolt he had to roll over twice to get off her.

by The Strut October 12, 2004

Harpooning the White Whale

Fisting with an amputee's stump. See also The Caption Ahab.

He took the prosthetic of his stump and then began Harpooning the White Whale!

by Moby_Dicktator November 23, 2010

Harpooning the salty longshoreman

Anal sex, back door, butt sex

"They are harpooning the salty longshoreman."

"I'd like to harpoon her salty longshoreman."

"I got drunk last night and think I harpooned the salty longshoreman."

by Clark Barkenstomp August 30, 2018

harpoon the whale

to pick up a fat chick, oftentimes in the service of your mate getting with her attractive friend. See also grenade.

Jay had to harpoon the whale at the caravanning party so his mate Simon could pull the fit bird.

by HolyFlurkingSchnit January 26, 2016

Harpooning the whale

When a woman masturbates or when a man fingers a woman

Woman 1: I was harpooning the whale as hard as I could last night
Woman 2: I know I heard u

by ass in your face June 7, 2018

Harpoon in the ass

The act of a male making a thrusting motion into the backside of a female so much that the anus begins to blead.

DAMN BITCH! Now I Can't Sit Down!!

by J35u5 January 21, 2005