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Jerry the Hamburglar

A large boned individual that has the ability to sniff out some triple smoked ham within a fridge from 100 meters away. Jerry can sneak like a church mouse and disappear in the blink of an eye. Jerry will deplete the fridge of triple smoked ham or for that manner, any smoked and cured meat in the blink of an eye.

Jerry the Hamburglar doesn't share.
Mom: Where did the ham go?

Kid: Maybe Jerry the Hamburglar took it again?
by Thehammatime August 16, 2021
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The Hamburger

A penis trick in which you fold your dingy between and under your beanbag. Proceed to hold it there and twist the entire unit as a whole. Now your dingy should be between your balls in the horizontal position. If done right the outcome will strikingly resemble a hamburger. Comes with a sesame seed bun.
by the one and only brad January 23, 2004
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The Hamburgler

When a girl uses the grease from a fast food hamburger as lubricant for a kickin' handjob.
"After eating some White Castle's I turned on some Barry White, lit some candles and that girl gave me quite the hamburgler!"
by KuJo December 12, 2004
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The Hamburger Hepler Effect

The superfluous addition of hardcore homosexual sex scenes to a video game solely to pander to the gay demographic.
The Hamburger Hepler Effect occurs because of the desire by large media companies to pander to every possible demographic in order to boost sales of their terrible products so that they can claim market success even on the backs of total artistic failure.

Examples: Everything from Bioware/EA in the past three years.
by bobdobbsthethird May 28, 2012
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The Hamburdler

Like the McDonalds “Hamburgler,” but Donald Trump’s kids knew him as “THE HAMBURDLER” because their father can’t spell “Hamburger.”
“Hey, you stole my HAMBURDERS, Donald Trump Junior! Give them back, you’re as bad as THE HAMBURDLER!”
by TwittahBanned4Life June 28, 2021
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Cooking the hamburger over the hotdog

When a woman is finished getting gangbanged and her vagina is destroyed, finally sits on her cucks weiner.
My girlfriend really enjoyed cooking the hamburger over the hotdog at the neighborhood BBQ but I left feeling kinda of emasculated
by LordBuckNaked August 15, 2024
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