feather the nest

n. the act of putting toilet paper on the seat of a public toilet before sitting down to take a dump.

"Man I had to drop a duece so bad, I didn't even have time to feather the nest."

by Waingro June 27, 2006

The Italian Feather

The male act of lying down on a bed while both feet are placed into a single-loop knot which is attached to a pulley system. Then a female partner pulls on the pulley system which results in the male being positioned upside down. The female then proceeds to perform oral sex on the genitalia while tickling the male's asshole with a feather.

Optional: Male can also nibble on female's genitalia as per request.

Note: For maximum satisfaction it is recommended to use a rare blue peacock feather as this greatly stimulates the asshole.

Did you hear Big Ron just can seem to get himself off normally so he hooked up a pulley system and called Raquelle who came over and performed "The Italian Feather".

by BigRONmcCON February 21, 2011

To Feather the Goose

When you are bartending and place your own money in the tip jar first, to entice others to tip.

No one is tipping tonight. I guess I’ll have to feather the goose.

by GJ id9 October 4, 2018

The Tar and Feather

When one shaves their bush over a clean towell. Then takes the towell, folds it back up nicely, and places it in the cabinet. Then when the next person takes a shower, they will dry off with the towell covered in delicious pubes. The crusty crotch pubes will stick all over their clean naked body.

Jayson shaved his bush over a nice clean towell. Then he folded the towell back up and placed it in the cabinet. Later on that day Tyler took a shower and when he was finished he dried off with the pube covered towell... Tyler cried because he had pubes in his mouth and eyes. I think some of Jayson's pubes got tangeld with Tyler's pubes..Then tyler took another shower. The Tar and Feather

by Urban Dictionary November 22, 2007

you are not the father

The opposite of you are the father. Meaning a male is not the biological father of a child.

Most often also heard on the Maury Show, when the girl who was banging 16 different guys at the time she got pregnant has no idea who her baby daddy is.

Unlike its counterpart, the words every guy wants to hear if they had sex with some of the nasty ho's on there.

Denise, a 17 year old mother of Shantell, is 1000% sure Elron is the father of the little girl. Elron has stated 'Dat baby don' look nutin' like me' and 'Dat girl iz a hoe!" while Denise screams at him to 'Be a man!' and "Step up to yo' responsibilitays!" Maury holds the envelope-

"When it comes to the case of 2-year old Shantell, Elron...you are NOT the father!"

*Elron then stands up overjoyed and elated, and calls Denise a hoe, slut, and bitch or other similar words as she runs off crying. Elron then whoops it up with the crowd while Denise screams in agony

by ACG2x September 8, 2004

You are not the father

The words that every man loves to hear!

Maury: I hold in my hand the results to the paternity test and...

Cole: *sweating*

Maury: Cole You are not the father!

Cole: I told you bitch I wasn't!

by Ari Shaffir September 25, 2011

You are NOT the father

If you are on the Maury show, and as your head is producing a shower of sweat, to hear those words is like dodging a bullet Maxtrix style. You gloat and probably dance around while that hoe breaks down in tears and runs off to the backstage area to cry harder and sometimes louder.

"In the case of 7th month old child Shauna, Jason, you are NOT the father."

*She breaks down in tears and runs off backstage while Jason does a Michael Jackson impersonation and yells, "THE KID IS NOT MY SON!!!"*

by Royal_Defense710 October 18, 2014