Cooking the flute

It is in reference to smoking dope through a pipe. Usually done by filthy dopemunchers that are too lazy to make a billy

Bloke one: Oi bra i was cooking the flute the other day when this tree jumped infront of me, so i full stabbed it.
Bloke two: aww spewin

by Jay-man Z-dog June 3, 2013

chiefing the flute

When you pretend you know what you're doing

Juan likes chiefing the flute when he sails.

by Ehhhh ehhhh ehhhh September 20, 2017

whittle the flute

To jerk off.

Gloria will whittle the flute and swallow the music for a nominal fee.

by pentozali October 20, 2012

Dog playing the flute

A dog playing the flute, a trick played on people to get them to look at interesting/weird things.

Oh hey look it’s a dog playing the flute.

No dude that is a dick.

by thickbugatti365#0766 discord October 29, 2020

Dog playing the flute

A dog playing the flute is a commonly used trick on people to get them to look at an interesting image.

Hey dude look it’s a dog playing the flute.
No dude that is a dick.

by thickbugatti365#0766 discord October 29, 2020

play the skin flute

when someone gives head

"did she play your skin flute?"

by alex July 16, 2004

playing the meat flute

sucking dick

"i heard Caleb is playing the meat flute"

by taconigger March 5, 2016